lmfao

[Phoenix]

and i quote
"also by adding on the induction kit decat pipe and backbox its added aroung 20-30bhp, and sounds sweet."

other hillarious lines include

"This is a unique clio that is the best i have seen, the handling is brilliant for a 1.4 due to having the 17" alloys with 205/40/17 tyres,

&

"The only marks on the outside of the car are......" (followed by a long list)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Renault-clio-...oryZ9861QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[ollie]

:dead:

 

[CupWhite]

Ive sent him this.............


20-30 bhp from filter, de cat and exhaust eh?
I have the same on my 172cup (2.0 16v) you reckon I’m getting around 100-150 bhp more?
or are you getting these parts from a super magical shop?

awaiting reply now lol

 

[172.com]

This car started as a standard 1.4sport but since then has been modified.

You're kidding?

 

[Guppy]

lol.harsh but fair ;-)

 

[Phoenix]

lol....he's gettin 8bhp tops from those

 

[Marky_]

sound system is not for the faint hearted it is VERY loud and VERY bassey!!!

??

 

[Phoenix]

lmfao

 

[Max46]

only a couple of minour blemishes ( needs full respray )

 

[Ballistix]

Ive sent him this.............


20-30 bhp from filter, de cat and exhaust eh?
I have the same on my 172cup (2.0 16v) you reckon I’m getting around 100-150 bhp more?
or are you getting these parts from a super magical shop?

awaiting reply now lol

dont forget about a brand new rockford sticker, that sticker brings you at least 50 bhp :lolup:

 

[Batman]

lol @ slight exhaust blow but you cant hear it due to the exhaust sounding so nice


hehe

 

[FlameR]

you'd get 20-30bhp if it was a scoobs or something! buuuut it aint, it's clearly a crock of sh!t

 

[Cookie]

the handling is brilliant for a 1.4 due to having the 17" alloys with 205/40/17 tyres,

.. Cos everyone knows putting 17"'s on a Clio improves the handling

 

[CupWhite]

lol in reply to my message:-

[FONT=Arial, Verdana]no all together you idiot, why waste peoples time with all 3 of them things on i HAVE gained 20 30 bhp
what a loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/FONT]

- boots7890

what a moron, gonna send him something else now

 

[CupWhite]

Sent him............................

That’s what I meant moron, all together from those mod’s I couldn’t get anywhere near that from my car. So how do you get it from a 1.4? I really want to know, then again it could just be the stickers because in CHAV land I hear along with the “ecotec” valve it’s the most bhp per £ you can get.
HAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAA ....................................

 

[CupWhite]

oooops double post

 

[Owen]

"Alloys have been curbed slightly but have been touched up and only noticable when up close, four locking wheelnuts on each wheel"

4 locking nuts per wheel! Bet thats fun when you need to change a type.... especially if they are all different, 16 locking keys anyone?

 

[TeZ]

i like it.

 

[Ian_182]

What a beauty,real looker

 

[kevinhall]

"Up for grabs is a nicely modified renault clio 1.4 sport."

lmao

 

[RichRSi]

Why don't we club together and pay to get him on the rollers so he can proove that he's not advertising the car falsely, with a print out of his 'extra' 20-30 bhp.

 

[Monkey_beast_182]

Why don't we club together and pay to get him on the rollers so he can proove that he's not advertising the car falsely, with a print out of his 'extra' 20-30 bhp.

I'd be up for that! Man, I'd buy a 1.4 that could get that much power! It'd piss on my 182!

 

[AhmedRSi]

or just go round and smash it up.... cheaper

 

[Phoenix]

ebay cud remove the add as it is tchnically false advertising lol

 

[AhmedRSi]

we should all e-mail ebay then and get it pulled down for false advertising.

 

[pinky]

haha, that "only" list went on for miles

 

[riri]

Thats the worst clio ive seen. Fact

 

[daddycool]

is it wrong that i think it looks nice...?!
the bhp aren't that outlandish- i got an extra 15bhp out of my 406 after i fitted a child seat and topped up the power steering fluid...

 

[cat171]

I maybe sticking my neck out here, but is that a Dimma badge/sticker above the clio one on the right of the boot ??

It certainly looks like like it is.

 

[bmh.01]

total shitbox. end of.

 

[watty]

This car hasnt never given me no problems

so hes basically saying the car has givin him problems lol what a r****d!

 

[.GAZ.]

track weapon lmao

 

[Bluebeard]

is it wrong that i think it looks nice...?!
the bhp aren't that outlandish- i got an extra 15bhp out of my 406 after i fitted a child seat and topped up the power steering fluid...

I just lol'd!

Heap of turd and a waste of a good car.

 

[foxon]

sack of shite!! £2000?? cud buy a williams for that!!

 

[Ianbill172]

Wish i had of seen this on ebay sooner. Would have bought it instead of my 172!!!! Oh well. On the plus side tho, after valeting my car, and being no-where near a rolling road, and, sorry, almost forgot, puttin crap in the boot, i have managed to gain another 75bhp?!?!?! Work that one out?!?!

 

[16valver50]

mite go and buy that,then we could all have a meet and kill it.remember t bring your baseball bats and DYNAMITE guys :lolup:

 

[Munson]

"Alloys have been curbed slightly but have been touched up and only noticable when up close, four locking wheelnuts on each wheel"

4 locking nuts per wheel! Bet thats fun when you need to change a type.... especially if they are all different, 16 locking keys anyone?

Actually you'd only have to buy 4 sets, meaning 4 keys

 

[jayxx83]

His lack of command of the English language is just as shocking as that car.