Niver let me down gr8

[TonkaTruck]

God help us!

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/here-i-have-ma-clio-full-years-mot-and-taxd-to-feb-cars-has-niver-let-me-down/94810858

 

[Wick]

Dear. God.

Anyone who uses the term "ma" instead of "my" should be shot.

 

[markhinton]

His use of tenses is remarkable.

Sold as saw... very good!

 

[shanedavison28]

F**KING HELL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tanker]

Feel sick!

 

[DaveDreads]

One of this country's great intellectuals. :S

I always wondered what happens to all the left over DNA in the world..........now I know.

 

[Stu.]

Glasgow. Lol!

 

[Grant89]

Ma eyes, ma eyes lol

 

[Christopher]

I've seen worse English on here...

 

[Kelv]

Reading different posts across alot of forums I have noticed that alot of the Scottish guys tend to write 'ma' instead of 'my', and 'a' instead of 'i', along with other simple words like that.
Ive politely asked why they don't spell things correctly, not to be funny towards any individual as evidently many of them do it, but I wasn't given any real answer

 

[Chapppers11]

I've seen worse English on here...

Worserer?

 

[BREMBO]

Just lolz

 

[Harpham]

I lol'd at "sold as saw".

 

[chriscummins7]

I lol'd at "sold as saw".

As did I lol.

 

[Dave Hester]

 

[Christopher]

Reading different posts across alot of forums I have noticed that alot of the Scottish guys tend to write 'ma' instead of 'my', and 'a' instead of 'i', along with other simple words like that.
Ive politely asked why they don't spell things correctly, not to be funny towards any individual as evidently many of them do it, but I wasn't given any real answer

They're Scottish.

Agree'd is another one they do loads. They do it with everything! Apostrophe tourettes.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

HAHA! I love this!

 

[Stu.]

Reading different posts across alot of forums I have noticed that alot of the Scottish guys tend to write 'ma' instead of 'my', and 'a' instead of 'i', along with other simple words like that.
Ive politely asked why they don't spell things correctly, not to be funny towards any individual as evidently many of them do it, but I wasn't given any real answer

Scottish FTW

 

[Knuckles]

theres another one of those that made me chuckle... something like

Grammar. The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.