Arctic Blue 182
There was a blue plastic bag floating about in the road, so I straddled it with my wheels and drove over it, looked in the rear view mirror and couldnt see it. Thought it must have blown away having gone under and out the back. Got home, got out the car to a burning plastic smell. Checked under the bonnet, round the car, nothing...... forgotten all about that blue plastic bag incident earlier, checked underneath the car......
...Ive only gone and dragged the f*cking thing all the way home and its melted itself to half the length of my exhaust!!!!! and its not even a carrier bag....Its a massive blue bin liner! Stinks vile. How the hell am I going to get that off!?