I wonder if you could make a TV series out if this? Almost like a Tattoo Fixers program for cars where they try to recover the automotive gimp that the poor car has been transformed into and put it back to normal?
Of course, the program wouldn't make any money - how much would a mint eighteen-year-old S3, even go for? But it would be good to see the before and after. An inverse Pimp My Ride almost.