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Scared my mum...
- Thread starter cg172
- Start date
What are JC handles? Same as "f**k me! handles"?
My lasses mum apparently braced herself against the dashboard.
Love it when people do that. Tell 'em "well if I do crash the least you can hope for is two broken writsts off the airbag...".
Heheh. I know the ones. They're known as "F**K ME" handles around here for the same reason...
Black Gold 182 W/CupPacks
Yup scared my mum to death when she asked for a ride in my new car by flinging it round the roundabout and then ragging it off the curved exit onto the local bypass. She was not a happy bunny, she still braces herself if I ever give her a lift somewhere just incase im going to floor it or something, even if its in a straight line lol.
My dads ok though he appreciates the difference between making progress and actually driving dangerously.
My dads ok though he appreciates the difference between making progress and actually driving dangerously.
Former R27 & Mk1 V6 owner
My mum eggs me on for dodgy overtakes... No s**t... She was commuting daily in my 206 up until about 18 months ago to leeds and back to visit me in hospital for a 9 months ish. And one day she arrived and said "How annoying is that whistling vent at about 100mph? If you push past it goes away, but I worry about getting caught at 110-120"...
She's 54 heh.
Dan
She's 54 heh.
Dan
Thats awesome...
I still have a nervous reaction when driving my mum. When she taught me to drive, everytime i made a mistake she used to clout my leg. Now I flinch every time I take her out in my car.
Lol.
try not to let them in the car........my dads fine but im mum shouts at the littlest of things.....even tho she has 3 points for speeding and i have none.
meet them up at there house other day to go my uncles and follow them through. i took the back roads they took the main roads......got there way before them and my uncle came out and said where the rents so i said on there way, they left before us. When my mum got there my uncle said took your time didnt ya and got an evil glare off her
meet them up at there house other day to go my uncles and follow them through. i took the back roads they took the main roads......got there way before them and my uncle came out and said where the rents so i said on there way, they left before us. When my mum got there my uncle said took your time didnt ya and got an evil glare off her
Poopensharten
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
Just tell them to clamp it and keep haning on to the holy f**k handles
RB 182 Cup
I managed to scare my mum in a 1.1 seicento ffs, so I'm only ever well behaved when she's in the racing blue! But she is a passenger seat driver she doesn't even have licence!
"Charlotte there's a car there" just pointless comments really, but I like helping her out
"Charlotte there's a car there" just pointless comments really, but I like helping her out
Poopensharten
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
Well it doesnt grow on bloody trees lol
RB182cup&golf gti
lol
RB182cup&golf gti
scared my mum many a time - in the old vts went after a saab and a tvr down a dc, was quite funny "ssssslow down"
brisa4984
ClioSport Club Member
yeah lol..
scared my mum with a 0-60. She complained her head was shaking and almost blacked out. LMAO.
scared my mum with a 0-60. She complained her head was shaking and almost blacked out. LMAO.
RS 200
Mine are always hammering the passenger footwell for the imaginary brake pedal, aswell as having each hand on a seat bolster on either side.
Oh and I get the "what are you tyrying to prove", nothing I really cant go any slower ffs. If it doesnt feel like their old peoples Honda Civic when going round a corner I'm going to fast, in reality I really cant go any slower or smoother, I drive like i'm on a driving test with them in the car !! Dont exactly want to have a wreck with the parents in the car do I !!!
Oh and I get the "what are you tyrying to prove", nothing I really cant go any slower ffs. If it doesnt feel like their old peoples Honda Civic when going round a corner I'm going to fast, in reality I really cant go any slower or smoother, I drive like i'm on a driving test with them in the car !! Dont exactly want to have a wreck with the parents in the car do I !!!
133/225/CLS AMG
Ny mum is the worst passenger even when I'm driving her little SportKa! lol
Took her for a spin in my old Clio 172 and had some bint in a Clio 1.2 revving and looking round at my car. So I nailed it off the lights, took it to 6k in 1st and 2nd, my mum was like 'ok ok thats enough' lol
She had a go in it just before I sold it and pulled over after about 500 metres saying 'its too quick for me' haha. At least she admits it lol
Took her for a spin in my old Clio 172 and had some bint in a Clio 1.2 revving and looking round at my car. So I nailed it off the lights, took it to 6k in 1st and 2nd, my mum was like 'ok ok thats enough' lol
She had a go in it just before I sold it and pulled over after about 500 metres saying 'its too quick for me' haha. At least she admits it lol
Clio 1.6 16v Dynamique +
I don't think I ever scared my Mum when she was in my car. She was known for telling me to 'put my foot down abit'. Sadly she is no longer around so I can't do that anymore.
My Dad is a different matter altogether. He has a Magane 2ltr RXE and quite often comes and tells me how he has booted it abit. (Wont go over 90 though. He's 75). He is like me when being a passenger, hates any kind of speed. I have major respect for how my passengers feel in my car, so when driving Dad about I behave myself and stick to all the speed limits and NEVER go above 60, or he'd screem and yell at me. Fair play I guess, I wouldn't like it either.
My Dad is a different matter altogether. He has a Magane 2ltr RXE and quite often comes and tells me how he has booted it abit. (Wont go over 90 though. He's 75). He is like me when being a passenger, hates any kind of speed. I have major respect for how my passengers feel in my car, so when driving Dad about I behave myself and stick to all the speed limits and NEVER go above 60, or he'd screem and yell at me. Fair play I guess, I wouldn't like it either.
