So I did a photoshoot yesterday... (NSFW)

[Jay_A]

I didnt mean you actually say get your baps out but do you have to ask or are they just like, right, topless time.

It's cool. Yeah I do

 

[Matthew]

Do you think about something else then? I'd get a stonker on from being sat on a bus back in the day so I'd have no chance at standing their in front of a bird with chebs on show.

What a hobby. Certainly beats watching F1...

 

[Jay_A]

Do you think about something else then? I'd get a stonker on from being sat on a bus back in the day so I'd have no chance at standing their in front of a bird with chebs on show.

What a hobby. Certainly beats watching F1...

lol I'm thinking of lighting, camera settings, composition, giving the model guidance on posture.

I try to have some sort of idea before hand of what I want to shoot and then wing it

Never got turned on though. In fact it got to the point where I got bored of seeing boobs (yes seriously).

 

[Matthew]

Time to ramp it up mate. Ok love, that's enough of the tit shots, show us the money shot

 

[Mr Plums]

Never got turned on though. In fact it got to the point where I got bored of seeing boobs (yes seriously).

You could always get a few shots of her ass?

 

[cs_dave]

Right now if you dont mind slip a finger or 2 in there yes that will do

 

[Jay_A]

You could always get a few shot of her ass.

You need help.... :wink:

 

[lee M4RSH]

I got a few puppys on that sofa too.

 

[Adamm.]

Err no.

Ah so you prefer men then..

She's tidy.

 

[jesus]

Could it be the worlds most popular sofa?

 

[lee M4RSH]

Admit you have just fluffed the cushions (spellcheck?) before taking that photo.
They are never that ironed.

 

[jesus]

Do I look as though I've moved in the past 3 hours?!

 

[Flat Eric]

Any more pics from previous shoots?
Thread has some potential here.

Nice sofa too

 

[jesus]

Thread has some potential here.

I agree. So-fa, so good.

 

[Jay_A]

Any more pics from previous shoots?
Thread has some potential here.

Nice sofa too

Probably a good 1000+ images.

Mostly glamour, bit of latex etc.

Believe it or not, I've put a tremendous amount of time and effort in to learning photography (self taught), so genuinely take offence to people making sexual comments to the models I've photographed. I'm uploading to share some of the work I've produced, but won't set this up for the immature members to get off on it.

 

[Flat Eric]

Gutted

Joking apart, I can see where are 'coming' from

On the other hand, pics are always a bonus......

 

[Adamm.]

Why would you be offended when someone sexualises a picture of a half naked female? Not a feminist are you?

 

[Jay_A]

Give it a rest and go bother someone else.

 

[Adamm.]

I wasn't trying to bother you tbh but fair enough then.

 

[McGherkin]

Came for the girl, stayed for the sofa.

 

[imprezaworks]

I failed at job

 

[Mr R.]

Cracking work Jay, I bought a Canon 70D almost 2 years ago but because I'm a t**t I haven't bothered reading up on how to use it.

Next month I've got a one to one day session camera lesson booked which I'm looking forward to.

 

[Jay_A]

Cracking work Jay, I bought a Canon 70D almost 2 years ago but because I'm a t**t I haven't bothered reading up on how to use it.

Next month I've got a one to one day session camera lesson booked which I'm looking forward to.

Thanks mate. If you ever fancy something different, book a slot in a studio day. I shat bricks the first time, but learnt a lot from the studio owner and got the bug to shoot models. It's not for everyone and you don't need fancy kit (I started out with a 600D), but it's great experience.

There's a wealth of knowledge on this forum from other photographers, so ask away. My main advice to you is to just mess with settings and styles until you find out what works for you.

 

[Crybert]

Give it a rest and go bother someone else.

Jay don't put a dampener on the thread. I don't know why you're getting offended on a forum full of guys when you're putting up half naked females?? If you don't want comments about them then don't post. It's completely different to posting landscape photos.

'Jay I'm loving the light in this one' is just not going to happen.

 

[Mr Plums]

Jay don't put a dampener on the thread. I don't know why you're getting offended on a forum full of guys when you're putting up half naked females?? If you don't want comments about them then don't post. It's completely different to posting landscape photos.

'Jay I'm loving the light in this one' is just not going to happen.

I agree, its like slinging a pack of lions a big fat juicy steak and saying "dont eat that boys, im taking pictures of it as its for a photoshoot".

Good skills tho.

 

[Clart]

first one - would bang.
second one, would double bag over the head.

 

[Jesse James]

My mate has that sofa too

 

[Gouldy]

Anymore photos of the sofa?

 

[JJ!]

You should have expected these kinds of comments on a car forum surely?!

Post them on talk photography, they have dedicated section for nude and glamour (if you haven't already)

 

[DannyR]

I came for the boobs, but stayed for the sofa. I also have it and foot stool.

 

[ilovewilly]

Any wildlife images you'd like to share?