Some tool has keyed my motor!

[Mellordon]

It appears one of our local 'artists' has mistaken my motor for a clean, crisp sheet of A4 and, using some form of metallic object (for arguements sake lets say a key) to practice his line work.

When i rub my finger over the scratch you can feel it. It looks really bad when its clean. I'm gutted.

What makes me really furious is that I think it was on my drive when it happened.

Therefore my question is twofold:

1. If I get hold of the little scrote who did it what forms of vengance could be performed? (the more inventive the better)

2. In the mean time, any ideas on what I could try to get rid of the scratch???

Cheers

 

[Hotshot]

1. Sellotape his eyelids open, tiny tiny tiny little papercuts then drip lemon juice into them. If he goes blind consider putitng a razor blade in his mouth sideways and giving him an uppercut.


2. Post some piccies, if u can usually get a thumbnail in its a no go.

 

[Rich]

Gutting. Chances are nothing but paint will fix it if it's visable and deep.

 

[TomS]

1. Sellotape his eyelids open, tiny tiny tiny little papercuts then drip lemon juice into them. If he goes blind consider putitng a razor blade in his mouth sideways and giving him an uppercut.


2. Post some piccies, if u can usually get a thumbnail in its a no go.

My eyes are actually stinging from reading that now!

Sorry to hear about car... makes no sense to me why people think they can do this

 

[W5 CUP]

sorry to hear that mate.some people have no respect..

 

[caymanr26]

yeah - some tewat stole my bumpstrips at the weekend - rammed a screwdriver in and ripped them off - i will kill him if i find out who it was!

 

[BRUN]

i had mine done a week or so ago, really pissed me off

ive tried everything and its not coming out by hand, i can make it look better but not go, however, hopefully ill be pc'd up in a weeks time !

 

[Kinsella]

Is it just me or are people in this day and age just getiing stupider and stupider - Even the little kids who play football in the road dont move for you when you get close, and when they do its followed by abuse - abuse i never even new about when thier age

A bus hit my car today and the people on it were laughing at the back, when i looked at one of them he came marching out (of the public transport) with the gangsta limp and put his nose on my window, and kindly asked for a fight in the form of " a ya startin ??? ehhh cum on ya prik" I hate them !!!

 

[Adam]

know how ya feel...
my old car got done 3 times....

 

[Blue4Ever]

^ Same here, know how you feel, mines been done 3 times, f**king c***s.

 

[BRUN]

yup, hate kids, see my thread here

http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?t=139229

 

[dannyboy172]

The little scote indeed, i hate the youth of today...unrespecting little fcuks!

1) Tie his nob to your exhaust and practice some F1 starts!

2) Trip to the bodyshop

Personnally i'd kill this fcuk if i got hold of him. Witnessed a kid and his piers trying to hit my car with a football the other day whilst parked up at uni for exams, i hit the roof. Just got a load of abuse back.