Steering Wheel

[y0z2a]

Just to let you know i walked into renault, said my steering wheel was falling to bits and that it was dangerous and "I want an new one"



they said yes certainly mr y0z2a... would you like a coffee and a BJ while you wait?

great...

 

[visceral]

So the AK-47 was a wise investment then?

 

[DARKO]

Id say! Mine went in for a 12k service at £150 and i didnt even get offered a glass of water. Tight sh!ts!!!

Might have to borrow the AK for the 24k service.

 

[MAC30L]

LMFAO - then you woke up! Reality is that they will have to order it from some far away place and it will take about 6 months to arrive, wont be the right one anyway, and the mechanic will f**k it up when he fits it!

 

[y0z2a]

hope so, as the service assistant can spend some more time servicing me.

great...

 

[y0z2a]

 

[JillyB]

You being very out of character Andrew, are you feeling ok? *concerned*



(not really that concerned)

 

[Jas]

yoz, uve got a thing for service/shop assistants in general then??

 

[y0z2a]

this is the gospel truth.

I was standing there in the service reception and the very pretty receptionist took my details, said sit yourself down, would you like a coffee and a BeeJay?

I looked at her for a second, I blushed, she went bright red and ran off.

Her collegue was in stitches then asked me if i would like a coffee and a pastry as the other girl went and died of embarrassment because her brain-mouth-disfunction disorder.



what dya mean jas? (i dont understand)

 

[Tom]

lol

where is this dealer?

 

[McBunny]

lol ah well its something we just gotta put up with random people offering to give us head

 

[Jas]

yoz, other shops youve been into lately where the service assistant tried to embarress you and you also liked her!

 

[y0z2a]

lol

sorry... miles away.

i didnt like her, i said she was cute (note cute - that was all)