The things you come across on ebay...

[smiffyboy]

Was just searching ebay as you do and come across this which the item description had me full of laughs.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-C...2686926?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35dee3064e

 

[Mar172]

Was just searching ebay as you do and come across this which the item description had me full of laughs.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-C...2686926?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35dee3064e

This guy is a total dreamer just look at the air filter

 

[McGherkin]

Where to start... How about here.
IT SAYS IT BEEN PART OF A FORUM SO ITS OFFICIAL ITS BEEN REMAPPED

Also, how does it have a HKS BOV? Unless there's a turbo he's forgotten to mention.

 

[Addicted]

The car drives c**k on, - what!?
not a single spot of rust!!! rust free!!!! - they don't really rust?
great gear box!!! - now I know you're lying.

A massive 220+bhp which you can feel in every gear!!! But with recent mods il say you have around 240 horses pushing this baby.. - LOL!

 

[James]

Rare air con....oh really?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Things you come across on eBay? Iirc Suzy had some things that had 'come' across them.

 

[The Russian.]

We need to troll eBay for women again.

I want gear Knob bettage!

 

[ADS_V6]

what a pathetic advert,rare air con on a 182 ooh yes like goldust,bring the whole aa rac for inspection aggghhhhhh shocking

 

[Adamm.]

Speeds that will make you unconscious. Haha seller sounds like a sausage jockey.

 

[The Russian.]

"Speed that can knock you unconscious"

I do like a dabble.

 

[smiffyboy]

This line made me laugh
"The power to delivery is amazing very fast and responsive will throw you back into the boot!!"

 

[Jaff.]

I'm confused...
He says it's an unmolested example...

 

[Typhoon]

Messaged him a few 'queries' and ended it with an offer of £20.

 

[Gray]

Was just searching ebay as you do and come across this which the item description had me full of laughs.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-C...2686926?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35dee3064e

That guy has verbal diahorea.

So much BS and contradiction I don't know where to start!!

 

[BashRacing]

sounds familiar,
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-Evo-4-Turbo-Facelift-Nt-Impreza-/231361013077

 

[McGherkin]

I asked him how much boost he's running with that BOV.

 

[McGherkin]

Disappointment

Oh sorry mate
That was one off the old clio which had a turbo I need to delete that sorry

This is a non turbo

 

[Mr Burns]

The only thing that seller can guarantee is bullsh*t.

 

[BashRacing]

I'm ashamed He's from Leeds!

 

[ADS_V6]

and people are bidding on it lol,wouldnt buy it if someone paid me funny all his listings are the same on cars hes sold the numpty

 

[dann2707]

Clio ad:
"A massive 220+bhp which you can feel in every gear!!! But with recent mods il say you have around 240 horses pushing this baby.."

Evo ad:
"A massive 280bhp standard which you can feel in every gear!!! But with recent mods il say you have around 320plus horses pushing this baby..320bhp+"

Does he just have a template eBay advert, closes his eyes and mashes the keyboard with random figures that he thinks people might believe. So so funny!!

Oh well at least the coilpack is updated lol

 

[cat171]

I'm confused...
He says it's an unmolested example...

Yep, full on r****d!! :down:

 

[Mr Burns]

Maybe he means he hasn't tried to mate with it...

 

[Matthew]

Genuinely pissed myself reading that utter drivel.

What a mouth breather.

Edit- can't believe I wasted my 6,000th post on this clown.

 

[reedy107]

If only the F4R were so easy to get those sorts of power from !

Calls it a cup as well ! Ha !
what a waste of space this fella is. Just shows he knows NOTHING about anything, especially cars.

 

[DannyR]

 

[The Fatty]

joking aside, thats a bargain fullfat 182 for £770!

 

[dann2707]

Really really tempted to go have a look at this now bahaha must only be up the road from me.

 

[dann2707]

 

[DannyR]

Dear dannyrobertsav,

Hi mate many apologies the bov was on me previous clio I will take this out I didn realise I still left this on.. This is a non turbo

Sorry
Yes cars part of a forum it's defo been remapped it's ridiculously quick

- azcoolrunning27

It's definitely been remapped, part of a forum

 

[DannyR]

Excuse the spelling mistake!

 

[reedy107]

Faster than his impreza ! His impreza must be fucked of a non turbo.

 

[DannyR]

Uffff

 

[Leel82]

Gotta love a trier!

 

[Jaff.]

A animal... Lolz


I smell a troll

 

[Rossi1989]

old thread on the car here wonder if it was him trying to sell on gumtree back then. Genuine LOLS though made my day

http://www.cliosport.net/threads/fj54faa-warning.708487/

 

[Knuckles]

I couldn't finish the description In the op. What a load of drivel.

He contradicted himself in the second paragraph ffs.


Eejit.

 

[celicaturbolly]

Facelift, really....... The list of items on this ad is utter drivel b*llocks, I can't figure out which I like the most:

"Alloys in graphite" - f*ck they must be heavy then
"LIGHT WEIGHT WHEELS" - dafuq?
"car even has air conditioning (rare), traction button, very rare but it has cruise control" - flol
"bring down the whole rac AA ETC" - what all of them?!
"The car drives c**k on, very smooth" -

 

[CrippsCorner]

I've got a feeling this advert is said in jest and no one's really getting it...

 

[DannyR]

I kind of thought similar as his replies he comes across ok, then says something stupid.

Stupid people usually can't comprehend sentences.