The titanic has docked…

[Naughty Boy]

Well I’m not joking as it’s f**king huge!

We need a bigger car for the family as it’s getting annoying not being able to have more than 4 usable seats.

I don’t want to spend a lot mainly due to being a tight arse, but I don’t want to lose my ass if we decided to part ways in a year or so.

This popped up for sale locally, ugly ducking built onto a long wheelbase ML.

V6 diesel producing 267bhp, 7 speed auto, and it has only covered 55k.

Price paid? 5.2k which is really cheap but there is a catch! The engine has a tick on the drivers side bank which I was hoping would be a injector. But I reckon it’s the chain or the tensioner.

Even if I spent 5k on repairs and up keep it’s still a cheap car tbh.

Drives great, nice and quick, loads of room and generally in great nick all round.

Things to sort separate from above?

Sort reversing camera
Sort light/heavy power steering
Change the center piece of carpet due to odd wear.

Ugly titanic pics.

 

[Stefan.]

Nice hearse...

All Jokes aside, I bet it eats up the miles with ease.

 

[Kev@KAM]

That rear legroom!

 

[Bluebeard]

I mean it’s f**king horrible, but what a load of car for £5k! Mental.

 

[Gally]

It's utterly horrendous and still so much car for the money!

 

[Jack!]

Doing airport runs for lads holidays now?

 

[Naughty Boy]

Aye it’s defo interesting to look at but I can’t get moaned about space and seats anymore 😂

I’m not wasting 30k on a newer car for the kids to trash 😆

 

[_Tom]

Digusting but for what you've bought it for it's great!

The 350 cdi engine is a peach so surprised it's the chain. The OM642 has a few minor issues but I dont think the chain is one of them.

@KielT is the Merc expert.

 

[Sir Nancy Flowers]

im sorry but 5k for that is insanely good value.

Ferry the kids about? Tick.
Van? Tick
Comfortable? Tick
Economical? Tick

You've done well there. Very well!

 

[Naughty Boy]

I’m allowing a few grand for repairs if chain needs doing so it won’t be quiet as cheap but still much cheaper than what’s currently advertised.

 

[Gally]

Dude, folding the deats for a tip run in that would be epic! So ugly that I want it!

 

[Willo40]

Lets be honest you can't see it when your sat in it, make a great comfy family bus that..

 

[imprezaworks]

im sorry but 5k for that is insanely good value.

Ferry the kids about? Tick.
Van? Tick
Comfortable? Tick
Economical? Tick
Engine? Tick
You've done well there. Very well!

Efa.


Looks great tbf

 

[VenomUK]

Oh, I actually clicked thinking it was something to do with the Titanic Bloody click bate

 

[Daz.]

I actually don't mind that - I'm scared....

 

[charltjr]

They are utter, utter bargains because they are unfashionable. If you can find a decent one and get over the looks I think they're a great choice.

 

[Darren61]

 

[Bluebeard]

@Ant1 - you’ve got me looking at these now!

Family car, tow the trailer, comfy work smoker, fast enough, reasonable on fuel and air suspension with a massive boot for aiding track days. This is a game changer!

 

[Clart]

defo looks like a dodgy cheap Heathrow taxi but the interior look so clean. Not much wear on those seats

 

[Naughty Boy]

@Ant1 - you’ve got me looking at these now!

Family car, tow the trailer, comfy work smoker, fast enough, reasonable on fuel and air suspension with a massive boot for aiding track days. This is a game changer!

It is a very comfy barge and it’s pretty quick with it. Wife’s happy, might not be after a 3k bill but it’s still cheap.

 

[Bluebeard]

It is a very comfy barge and it’s pretty quick with it. Wife’s happy, might not be after a 3k bill but it’s still cheap.

I was just looking at prices etc and you absolutely stole that! 😂

 

[imprezaworks]

How much is one that potentially doesn't have a belt issue?

 

[Cub.]

Should have just bought a roof box and trailer for the Turbo. 😂

 

[Naughty Boy]

How much is one that potentially doesn't have a belt issue?

There aren’t really any for sale with the same Milage to gauge. But i would think 12-13k is about right.

Chain drive.

 

[Naughty Boy]

I was just looking at prices etc and you absolutely stole that! 😂

Yes but it’s gonna cost me which will even things up a bit.

 

[imprezaworks]

There aren’t really any for sale with the same Milage to gauge. But i would think 12-13k is about right.

Chain drive.

Knew it was chain and you mentioned. Belt is easier to spell.

Overall. Win.

 

[Coops Mk1]

Tbh, read thread title, thought 'that's what she said' and scrolled right on by

 

[HaveaCuppa]

Didn’t they do an AMG version of this and it only sold something like 150 units?!

I love these though. A lot of car for the money and an absolute eyesore

 

[RustyMojo]

I like it, in the sort of way I like things designed to do a function. I needs some nicer wheels, think that would transform it. But otherwise and utterly sensible barge. Very different from the standard family Tupperware container

 

[Cookie]

Definitely find a 6.2 lump and do an engine swap

 

[Naughty Boy]

Tbh the torque from the current lump is great. Good tuning box available for 400 notes if required.

0-60 is 7.6 secs!

 

[antnee]

Didn’t they do an AMG version of this and it only sold something like 150 units?!

I love these though. A lot of car for the money and an absolute eyesore

Mercedes R63 AMG (2006) review | CAR Magazine

 

[HaveaCuppa]

Mercedes R63 AMG (2006) review | CAR Magazine

That’s the one. 185mph delimited and 500bhp. Insanely cool.

 

[Naughty Boy]

Been at it last few days getting it sorted.

So far I have replaced drivers loom for boot open/close button, oil change, all filters, fuel filter, pollen filter and sorted the side light bulbs.

New front shocks on order plus genuine springs and then I need to sort reverse camera.

Booked in on Friday for engine noise looking at. I’m sure it’s tensioner or chain.

On the plus the underside is bone dry with no leaks which is a massive noise for one of these.

Looks ok in these pics 😂

 

[imprezaworks]

Large.

 

[Naughty Boy]

Yeah it’s not easy to navigate in tight spaces.

 

[Jason_E]

Mercedes R63 AMG (2006) review | CAR Magazine

I think they were trying to have an AMG of every Mercedes’ at the time but this proved it wasn’t exactly profitable.

Anyway. I think they’re quite cool.

 

[Darren61]

Looks ok in these pics 😂


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Behind the hedge, yes.

 

[Cookie]

Been at it last few days getting it sorted.

So far I have replaced drivers loom for boot open/close button, oil change, all filters, fuel filter, pollen filter and sorted the side light bulbs.

New front shocks on order plus genuine springs and then I need to sort reverse camera.

Booked in on Friday for engine noise looking at. I’m sure it’s tensioner or chain.

On the plus the underside is bone dry with no leaks which is a massive noise for one of these.

Looks ok in these pics 😂


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Good that you're thinking of your neighbours eyesight by hiding this abomination behind the hedge

 

[Bluebeard]

@Ant1 - it’s Friday….. any news on the noise??