TomS

[Kelly_]

Thought I may have saw you today Tom. You looked quite down. What's the matter? Some little filly break your heart?

 

[Rich]

Did he have his finger in his ear?

 

[TomS]

Yeah I spotted you too....

why all the bags? going somewhere?

 

[Kelly_]

Yeah how did you guess?

You looked a little pale, You and your mates been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

 

[TomS]

I saw your bags and put two and two together....

I was a tad emotional actually kelly... was going really well with this maid and then she ruins it all by out of the blue.... sending me a John Deer letter....

 

[Kelly_]

Don't get upset, life is a fragile thing. One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

 

[TomS]

Yeah your right...

you didn't look too happy yourself... Little nervous about the flight?

 

[Kelly_]

Yeah I am but i'm going someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful men instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

 

[TomS]

California?

 

[R-Sport.]

California?

Aspin...................

lol

 

[R-Sport.]

-

 

[Kelly_]

The trip is expensive though so I had to sell some stuff to Billy Enforsee

 

[TomS]

Aspin...................

lol

lol

Kelly.... I took care of it

 

[R-Sport.]

lol

Kelly.... I took care of it

You sold Pete-e?

 

[Kelly_]

lol

At least I made some money. When I get there I'm gonna hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.

 

[TomS]

I've not had to bother saving for my hol... I'm just using IOU's....

I'm going to be meticulous – right down to
the last penny.

The one for my night of strip clubs? may wanna hold onto that one

 

[R-Sport.]

lol

At least I made some money. When I get there I'm gonna hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.

kelly- thats a luvley set of hooters you have there-

 

[TomS]

They are some sweet hooters...

The first time I set eyes on Kelly... I got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her...

We had so much fun... we made a snowman... she touched my leg

 

[Kelly_]

That's a special feeling Tom

Have you done any unusual breeding?

 

[MattT]

WTF is goin on in here lol

 

[Day]

Think i've said this before...

Go get a room

 

[ChrisE]

PMSL @ this Thread!!!!

 

[Sami]

wtf.

 

[Nightfire]

Lmfao

 

[p3rcy1]

Yeah I am but i'm going to a place Where a beautiful man instinctively flocks like the salmon of Capistrano.

chesterfield

 

[TomS]

Hey Kelly ol' buddy ol' pal....

good trip?

 

[Kelly_]

Yeah Barbados was good thanks. But it cost a fortune. Now I don't have enough money to go away again, I don't have enough money to get petrol, I don't have enough money to eat, I don't have enough money to sleep!

 

[TomS]

I know what you mean Kel.. I have spent all my savings on my car... and you know what really chaps my ass? the alarm alone cost me two hundred...

but the chicks dig it.. it's a shaggin wagon..

 

[Kelly_]

I'll have to come down and see it. If I know you as well as I think I do, you'll invite me right in for tea and strumpets.

 

[Ali]

29 posts of Absolute drivel.

TOM you love men...Face it

 

[Daniel]

29 posts of Absolute drivel.

TOM you love men...Face it

FPMSL!!!

Thomas? is this true? do you like the pink oboe??!

 

[TomS]

Yeah you'd love it here.. it'll feel good to mingle with these laid back country folk..

When you arrive, we can hit the bars and have a few bowls of loud mouth soup.. that'll get you settled in...

 

[TomS]

Dan - my car works :rasp:

Ali - I won't be around forever sweetheart - get over it

 

[Tucks]

ffs

lol

 

[clarkiev6]

:lolup:....idiots