Winter 2019 Dirty Car Thread (maybe competition)

[Djw John]

I do a 60 mile a day commute, 50% lanes and 50% motorway, 6/7 days a week plus whatever I do on evenings etc and my car hasn’t been washed since about August. It’s still as clean as a whistle. Where do you buggers drive to get so dirty!?

Scotland. As fast as possible.

 

[massiveCoRbyn]

I do a 60 mile a day commute, 50% lanes and 50% motorway, 6/7 days a week plus whatever I do on evenings etc and my car hasn’t been washed since about August. It’s still as clean as a whistle. Where do you buggers drive to get so dirty!?

Norfolk. Lots of single track roads that are mostly used by farmers.

 

[Krarl]

Norfolk. Lots of single track roads that are mostly used by inbreds.

EFA

 

[massiveCoRbyn]

EFA

I'm not sure the inbreds have figured out how to drive yet.

 

[Clio_fool]

@Djw John I'm calling you out!

I've not driven it since the 21st December so could have done better. Get your pics up and let's settle it👍.

 

[Djw John]

Car isn't even here 😂 but yeah, choose your sticker and I'll get it sorted. Bloody wife costing me money again 🤣🤣

 

[Clio_fool]

Car isn't even here 😂 but yeah, choose your sticker and I'll get it sorted. Bloody wife costing me money again 🤣🤣

Has she had it washed again? 😂😂 Bloody women can't be trusted with anything!

 

[Djw John]

No but since it got washed my brother has had it and it won't have got to it's previous glory. I get it back tomorrow but the other day it was still pretty clean. And also has fresh damage....

 

[Clio_fool]

Seems siblings can't be trusted either😂.

 

[Djw John]

Nope. Within 25 seconds of getting in it he reversed it into a fence post/wall/something. Delighted....

 

[Clio_fool]

Nope. Within 25 seconds of getting in it he reversed it into a fence post/wall/something. Delighted....

Did you call him a gimp?

 

[Djw John]

A f**king idiot.
He wasn't gonna tell me but I spotted it. It is his car but still annoying when I've kept good care of it since August. You know, bar the track night he doesn't know about 😂

picked your sticker yet?

 

[Clio_fool]

A f**king idiot.
He wasn't gonna tell me but I spotted it. It is his car but still annoying when I've kept good care of it since August. You know, bar the track night he doesn't know about 😂

picked your sticker yet?

Stick £4 in a collection box somewhere pal, I'm rocking a naked rear atm.

 

[Djw John]

I'll round it to a fiver then

 

[Panda.]

Norfolk. Lots of single track roads that are mostly used by farmers.

Can confirm!!! Been at home about a week!

 

[Optimista]

Can't really compete with the cars from here, but i tried my best
Not washed for 3 weeks..

 

[Mazz]

Here’s my contribution again. Two months of no wash, 3k miles and a trip to Chamonix.. gues it would not get any dirtier than this !

 

[Louis]

Here’s my contribution again. Two months of no wash, 3k miles and a trip to Chamonix.. gues it would not get any dirtier than this !

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It's too late. Some of that is 2020 dirt.

 

[terryc101]

Not washed since October, blue hides the dirt so well.

 

[Mazz]

fair play !

 

[Cookie]

The shitter is a bit dirty at the moment

 

[Krarl]

It's even worse now!

 

[Pep]

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The shitter is a bit dirty at the moment

I thought the passenger door had a huge dent next to the rear arch!

 

[Gus]

 

[Sash]

The pictures didn’t capture how absolutely grotesquely disgusting this thing was yesterday...

weird ‘tide’ mark on the bonnet🤷🏼‍♀️

Clean!!

within 2 hours it was like this again 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈

 

[massiveCoRbyn]

Still haven't cleaned the 197 since I bought it in August. I think it's actually getting cleaner now though...

 

[Djw John]

Excellent effort

 

[Bluebeard]

My poor poor van 😭