Woof Woof! He's back!

[Budgie]

I really am starting to like him. lol.

 

[Crybert]

Aw gents that had me howling there! Great work

 

[dann2707]

Got a text back from a different guy who was a little more level headed. Sort of. He claims he knows nothing about the parts he just takes the money.

Screams out money laundering.

 

[RMDavis]

Glad I stumbled across this thread! Some genuine LOL's have been used!

 

[sburrell93]

By accident I found one of this guys adverts earlier. So, since I was bored, I sent this message, about said advert below


And then I recieved this, quite frankly, f**king amazing reply.

 

[Stefan.]

Id love to hear if someone smashed his face in

He is such a prick

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

By accident I found one of this guys adverts earlier. So, since I was bored, I sent this message, about said advert below
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And then I recieved this, quite frankly, f**king amazing reply.
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lol what a pilchard!

 

[sburrell93]

Lolol, I've sent back a nice calm reply acting completely dumb, so will see what he replies with

 

[Ash1751]

For someone that says he understands "basic business sense" it seems he missed out the part that actually deals with customers!
Rather entertaining though, that's for sure!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

When he signed up on here his username was 100.mph

I think it's was revels that changed it. Still makes me smile 😂

http://www.cliosport.net/members/01mph.19764/

 

[cat171]

By accident I found one of this guys adverts earlier. So, since I was bored, I sent this message, about said advert below
View attachment 129477

And then I recieved this, quite frankly, f**king amazing reply.
View attachment 129478

He really is a complete prick lol!

 

[Ay Ay Ron]

Customer service of the year award right there.

Someone should email him saying he's won the award for local business. Get him to attend some made up function. Could be comedy gold. f**king idiot.

 

[dangerous dave]

He's selling a trophy engine for £1300 with some free arrows...

He clearly knows that the trophy engine is a limited run and comes with extra bhp making it worth almost as much as a whole car.

 

[John Davies]

Wish I had a second ebay account :tongueout: oh the fun to be had with the bossman

 

[Dannyeff]

Simple rule in sales.. You don't buy anything from someone you don't like!

 

[Gavin.]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-C...986?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3aac8a77ea

The guys a moron

 

[McGherkin]

They're BLUE!!!!!

 

[CrippsCorner]

Love the way he says it's ultra rare and you'll be hard pressed to find another... then in the 'people who viewed this item also viewed' section below there's one for 1/3 price lol.

 

[davo172]

He deserves more trolling imo comedy gold is this c##t !

 

[Daz.]

To be fair he's got a good customer feedback rating!

 

[Gus]

To be fair he's got a good customer feedback rating!

yeah he does but for a business to sell less than 1 item a month it does ring alarm bells.

 

[Daz.]

Prices like that he only needs one!

 

[Owen92]

Every time he posts something on eBay, I report it for trying to sell outside of eBay, purely to be an arse. Now he's changed the wording to basically say "go to my website to see more pictures TO AID WITH YOUR PURCHASE".

 

[Lozza-p]

Complete bumper! looks to be missing a towing eye cover to me, also stickers if it's from an f1

 

[leeds2592]

Fcuk me, them arrows hahahaha.

 

[Koalaty_Clio]

I am crying with laughter at those texts he sent lmao! What a tool!

 

[dangerous dave]

He isn't the only one like this..

When I used to go to a scrap yard they would make a number up, normally 20% of the price new.. Now they have access to something called the Internet and check the new price and knock off 30%

This guy works on holidays.

Clio 182 engine - trip to Florida
Clio number - trip to Italy
And so on.

 

[R3k1355]

You just need to go to better scrap yards, or get better at haggling.

"How much for this?"
"50 quid mate"
"I'll give you a tenner"
"No"
"Do you know what it's off??"
"No"
"Then it's f**k all use to you now"
"Alrite, ten quid then"

 

[Matthew]

When he signed up on here his username was 100.mph name.

I've met this guy in person! When he used to be on here under that user name!

He was sound! Asian lad if I recal. Paid good money for some alloys I was selling.

 

[Addicted]

I've met this guy in person! When he used to be on here under that user name!

He was sound! Asian lad if I recal. Paid good money for some alloys I was selling.

CASH buyer?

 

[Typhoon]

I've met this guy in person! When he used to be on here under that user name!

He was sound! Asian lad if I recal. Paid good money for some alloys I was selling.

Ur AN IDIOT head FOOL if U Think For A Minute HES Sound! U IZ THICKO BOY.

 

[Matthew]

Haha yeah cash buyer! He had been to Scotland buying and collecting parts and I was one of his stops on the way back down south...

 

[davo172]

I've met this guy in person! When he used to be on here under that user name!

He was sound! Asian lad if I recal. Paid good money for some alloys I was selling.

Flol did he look like Ali g ! ?
Bet they were worth 3 times what he offered you then ! Let's say you listed em at 300 he would say CASH BUYER ! was up your way tomorrow I will give you 168 New pennies and take them off your hands ! The man is a proper bell end !

 

[Matthew]

I think be paid what I had them up at actually! Casting my mind back he's Asian and really small build.

Looked more like he worked in IT.

 

[davo172]

I think be paid what I had them up at actually! Casting my mind back he's Asian and really small build.

Looked more like he worked in IT.

Flol Did he walk funny have one trouser leg on his tracksuit rolled up wiv loadsa bling on ,fo real tho !!

 

[McGherkin]

Imposter. 100%.

That man has never paid full price for anything in his life.

 

[Nik]

He's back:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/car-repla...ne-airbag-interior-rs-v6-48k-miles/1250989528

 

[Typhoon]

He's back:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/car-repla...ne-airbag-interior-rs-v6-48k-miles/1250989528

Tried to ring him a couple of times to see if he will get lemon over the phone but no answer!

 

[Pep]

Is he advertising seats, a gearbox or an engine?!

 

[imprezaworks]

Yeah he needs to make it clearer