When the neighbours get bored...

[Chapster5]

Yes I have neighbours that like playing pranks on my car at night lmao when they know I am not about... She did put fake dog poo on my bonnet but never got a picture of that...

Im waiting for the next pranks lol

 

[Will.]

The prank in the 1st pic is the best. Lexarse lights! Brilliant. I'd be well pissed of someone put them on my car though.

 

[VIICarCare]

I hope she's fit or I'd have slapped her

 

[Matt W]

The prank in the 1st pic is the best. Lexarse lights! Brilliant. I'd be well pissed of someone put them on my car though.

I would be gutted.

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

Those light are bloody awful!

 

[Martin_172]

lol id tell my neighbour to leave my f**king wipers alone!!

 

[Will.]

I'd also be annoyed the cut 2 holes in the bumper. Looks like their next joke will be a twin exhaust.

 

[Chapster5]

LMAO Oh you guys are so funny...

She is fair decent lol

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Lights, wipers, bumper.. all look hilarious.

Giant bumblebee thing on the roof, not so amusing. Think of the swirls that might ruin the paint.

Nightmare.

 

[Adam.]

Pics or gtfo.

 

[Sash]

I had kinda the same problem at trax a couple years ago!

LOL

 

[Jon.G]

I'd be pissed if someone put/wrote things on my car at night.

Sash, pretty sure we.. I mean someone wrote on Luke's car too?

 

[Kane.]

She blatantly heard you singing along to swagger jagger in your bedroom

 

[Chapster5]

She knows I hate Swagger Jagger she kept spamming my facebook with the lyrics -.-' I would put pic of her but due to privacy laws and stuff I am obliged not to

 

[marky-f1]

if a decent burd was writing on my car id have pumped it by now lol

 

[AK]

Can we ban him?

 

[Chapster5]

if a decent burd was writing on my car id have pumped it by now lol

She has kids, I am not up for that kind of stuff!

 

[Kane.]

If she has pics on her Facebook and it's not private then surely no privacy laws matter?

 

[marky-f1]

me neither thats a pedo material

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

Milfs FTW?

 

[Chapster5]

Fine...

For you pervs



Shes 28 if you wanted to know...

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

1 night stand material. Nothing more.
Edit (Drunk)

 

[crombie1]

^^^^lol

 

[Revels]

I didn't realse Worzel Gummidge had a daughter.

 

[Chapster5]

Was it really worth asking for pictures now lol...

 

[Adam.]

FLOL that's Lauren is it not?

 

[TC.]

FLOL that's Lauren is it not?

oops

 

[marky-f1]

You have a slightly different taste in women to me lmfao

 

[danzel]

I'd be pissed if someone painted my wipers red too!

 

[Fletcher]

I didn't realse Worzel Gummidge had a daughter.

FLOL..

 

[Gally]

Ffs! I've just finished a curry!

Is she into Class A drugs?

 

[Knuckles]

I Cant be arsed to open the thumbnail but that's one hell of a nose!

Also, I like your car... However, take the red off the wiper blades, apply ph2 lights and a ph2 bumper and it'll be awesome... Play a prank on your neighbours by taking a dump on their car? It'll be hilarious

 

[Chapster5]

Ahhh, the facebook police arrive LOL

Knuckles I would right but i'm never usually about to play the pranks the only reason she gets time is im asleep

 

[Knuckles]

Pay someone to do it for you

 

[Rudi]

you call that "fair descent",LOL. I call that dog ruff

+1 for taking a massive dump on her bonnet

 

[Chapster5]

Youve worked it all out Knuckles... Hahaha

Shes been at it again that fish was from this afternoon...

Now shes put a Panther on scared the crap outta me!



Can just about see it, if you look from my house at the car it looks real!

 

[Knuckles]

Ill tell you what,

Make innocent little gestures at her for a while, then turn it up to a little bit of friendly flirting, then jestful teasing, then maybe a little bit of together time... You can see where this is going, build up some emotion with her until you get the chance to bang her.

Once youve finished banging her then pull out and wipe your dick on her curtains/favourite cuddly toy! Paybacks a b**ch! Muahah

 

[Chapster5]

Ill tell you what,

Make innocent little gestures at her for a while, then turn it up to a little bit of friendly flirting, then jestful teasing, then maybe a little bit of together time... You can see where this is going, build up some emotion with her until you get the chance to bang her.

Once youve finished banging her then pull out and wipe your dick on her curtains/favourite cuddly toy! Paybacks a b**ch! Muahah

Now that's a plan with thought in it

 

[Knuckles]

I made it up as I typed it out. I find peroni helps my thoughts flow

 

[Chapster5]

I made it up as I typed it out. I find peroni helps my thoughts flow

Keep it up Very amusing for a slow Saturday night