You should see some of the c***s I've got applying for an entry level role
Let me know if you want to discuss my application m9You should see some of the c***s I've got applying for an entry level role
You'd think I've asked some c**t to build me a spaceship with the shite on their CVs and LinkedIns 😂
I filed it mateLet me know if you want to discuss my application m9
You should see some of the c***s I've got applying for an entry level role
You'd think I've asked some c**t to build me a spaceship with the shite on their CVs and LinkedIns 😂
It's horrific mateI’m hearing the market isn’t great out there atm for candidates or employers
Completely agree with @KrarlI’m hearing the market isn’t great out there atm for candidates or employers
You are moving one problem to another. Cyberark is a fancy password manager and RDP agent. You still grant via delegation using AD groups, roles , permissions etcor cyberark or something (not that I've got any experience with them)..
Nae chance
Already drafted my linkedin post
"[Insert overly descriptive emotion e.g DELIGHTED] to announce I'll be joining Kyle's data centre as [insert job title no fucker knows what it means and didn't exist on a census even 2 years ago].
Can't wait to get started at the [describe new employer as the best company ever, even though I have no clue if they are - as I've not joined yet have I] and work with the most talented people [consider name dropping mate who got me the job - as I can't really say they have the best staff as I've not even f**king worked there, but only had a half hour interview].
Sad to be leaving PCworld, as I loved cables, espech gold HDMI's. But looking forward to [use descriptives to sound like Indiana jones like challenge or chapter or adventure - when really ill just be doing patching and holding open cabinet doors FFS].
Maybe this is where I have gone wrong recently as I’ve sent a few CVs to adverts on LinkedIn and got nothing back. But I’ve got pretty much a “basic” CV as I don’t have the corporate grovelling in it, just saying what I’ve done with no extra crap. It’s so easy to spot the rubbish people make up. But why do recruiters lap it up?!If you deleted the bullshit off most people's CV only thing correct would be the name on it!🤣
Recruitment agencies are thick as f**k too, most seem to be ex "buisiness development executives" (had 10 sales jobs in last 12 months and was s**t at all of them).
I prefer looking at a very basic CVMaybe this is where I have gone wrong recently as I’ve sent a few CVs to adverts on LinkedIn and got nothing back. But I’ve got pretty much a “basic” CV as I don’t have the corporate grovelling in it, just saying what I’ve done with no extra crap. It’s so easy to spot the rubbish people make up. But why do recruiters lap it up?!
Or I’m just s**t at working and should quit and get in the dole line.
You get to page 3 and continue reading? Goes straight in the no pile if I get to the end of page 2 and there is more.I prefer looking at a very basic CV
I hate the ones that are like 3 pages long and full of buzzwords. How bout get fucked
Nah I scroll quickly and go "NEEEXXXTTTTTT"🤣🤣You get to page 3 and continue reading? Goes straight in the no pile if I get to the end of page 2 and there is more.
Ah.
I think we are talking about the same thing. I’m not exactly ‘Mr Current affairs’ tbh
We have roles out we are struggling to fill, s**t loads of candidates, but not the right ones. The skill shortage seems to still very much be a thing, but it’s hard to see the wood for the trees when you’re getting so many applicants.
Few guys I know are looking atm, all skilled and at the top of their game. Also struggling to get through any doors, possibly for the same reasons perhaps ..
I think a lot of companies aren’t actually hiring either, I know we have several job ads listed for jobs that don’t really exist.
Pretty sure the company just wants cv’s on file for when things pick up and they do need to hire.
Be sure to mention how DevOps is a state of mind and you’ll be golden!
I have never done this….. 👀Straight to prod works a charm
Ask Crowdstrike
That's a properly c**ty thing to do. I know loads of firms do it as well
Infornstionalise me.I can't believe I'm saying this... But... I am now a container wanker.
I've resisted learning and deploying anything until today. I still prefer physical tin, never mind VMs.
But... I've got a couple of docker containers going, with portainer to provide the gui.
It's pretty wild.
Not particularly sure how you can do micro segmentation with containers though. Security element seems unclear for me. But this is day 1.
Look at me, using post scripts and stuff. Oooo fancy.
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I cant help.Infornstionalise me.
I don’t see the point in containers. I use them as I have to but it’s another abstraction layer of complexity that is not needed.
If I wanted resilience I’d use a cluster
If I wanted security I’d use a multitude of products.
What’s a container providing me?
Sandboxing then?I very much like Docker at home, running services all independent of each other on one host, if one breaks or you no longer want it, you just remove it, no impact on the other services if it goes wrong.