£10 start, no reserve, Classic ford ownership potential!

[Bluebeard]

Is this the dog that was on my drive Dan?

Classic advert.

Yes. Please don't mention to anyone that I was the one that collected it. It makes me sound even more retarded for buying it in the first place.

 

[LiamR172]

Used:*Bought by myself. MASSIVE error. Needs to go as soon as possible.

Just seen that haha.
Hope the winning bidder is actually serious for you after being so honest.
M8

 

[DaveDreads]

You should throw in some manky old trainers to get the perverts interested, ad could read :

​'Sweated in, w*nked on nasty old trainers for £500 quid, i've even wiped my bell end on them,
knackered Ford Orion included in sale'.

The Boosh even got asked if he'd like some cheeky bum sex by the bloke that bought his old shoes.

 

[Hixle]

Love it. Lol!

 

[Clart]

What a great advert. Fair play, you bought a proper lemon there.

 

[ThomasBrentnall]

2190 views, you sure know how to advertise!

 

[Gally]

Linked it on to a Ford twitter I run with quite a few nutters.

 

[Rubicon_]

Lol genius you are!

 

[Bluebeard]

Come on chaps, here we go!!

 

[Alex5]

Good luck Daniel maybe you'll get a sniper in the last second

 

[Matthew]

2 minutes!

 

[Bluebeard]

It was at 255 about an hour ago.

There's a guy in newcastle and a guy in wales bidding against each other. Both have messaged me to arrange collection!

​And to think I was going to scrap it for £80!

 

[Matthew]

I still remember the smell in the cabin - old school smell that.

 

[Yorkshire]

Ha love adverts like this but this is one of the best I have seen!

 

[Bluebeard]

£360!!

​Lets hope the buyer is as genuine as he makes out to be!

 

[Matthew]

So how much have you lost on the thing Dan?

 

[Bluebeard]

I paid £700 for the car and it cost me £110 in diesel plus £20 drink for you for looking after it for me.

I have however stolen the boot badges from it, the headlights off it, all 4 wheels and (new, matching!) tyres. So I'd say all in all i'm about £200 down.

​Not the end of the world but I was prepared to scrap it for £80. It was only my wife nagging me to put some effort into it and advertise it.

 

[Keenan172]

Daniel you sir are a legend :hail:

Best advert I've seen and tbh, you told the truth so hats off to you

 

[hilldawg172]

f**king unreal advert that! Made me genuinely lol, I even read it twice.

 

[Keenan172]

Let my girlfriend read it "surely this guy isn't being serious"

(me) eh.......what do you think lol

 

[Chip-mk1]

Got almost half your money back I see