£10 start, no reserve, Classic ford ownership potential!

[Daniel]

Well, sort of.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD...5583036?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d3b50f3c

If I'd have said 'Crap car' you wouldn't have looked would you!

 

[danward]

Nice ad!! Haha.

 

[Adam G]

You could sell ice to eskimos with that description/sales pitch pmsl

 

[lemonnobby]

love the ad mate

 

[Filippo]

I think your bigging it up a bit

 

[Matt W]

Your adverts are getting better. I'd like to buy a car off you for the tea.

 

[Alex5]

If you have any questions, email me through eBay and I will judge you based on your level of the use of the English language and decide if I want to reply or not. If you refer to me as ''m8'' or any other text speak, I will assume you are a tool and I don't wish to deal with tools. I am a simple man and want a simple life. You come, you pay, you drink my tea, you leave. See? Simple.

​hahahahahah incredible

 

[Dan...]

Fcuking brilliant, made my night reading that ..love the ending "You come, you pay, you drink my tea, you leave. See? Simple."

 

[dannyb]

Very funny !

 

[Mr R.]

Great add as always m8, your a sucker for an onion....

 

[Daniel]

If anyone is a member of any other (old fords?) car forums, please feel free to link. I need as much money back as possible for it!

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

I <3 superfastdan.

 

[Chi]

haha you take px m8?

 

[Vish]

FLOL! One hell of a brilliant and honest advert superfastdan! (why did you ever change from this name?).

Should be a good way to get you some Internet coverage. Needs to get onto PH homepage and you might get more money.

 

[stevescort172]

Quality ad m8

 

[TimR26]

LOL nice ad.

 

[Pete.]

Dan thanks for cheering up my evening. I even read it with a Bristol accent if that's at all possible. Good luck with the sale and hope you get something near what you want for it. Was this a spur of the moment purchase after a few drinks? Just adds to your legend status.

 

[Daniel]

It was mate yeah. You know what it's like, have a bright idea whilst half cut, think ''NOTHING AT ALL CAN GO WRONG!!'' et Voila; I'm lumbered with a turd.

I've spent the last few weeks (months?) watching them on ebay and they fetch strong money, even for shitters. There was one that was utterly fcuked, made this look like a 58 plate Merc AMG, and that fetched £300+. Mental really.

​

 

[ThomasBrentnall]

Awesome advert haha

 

[DaveDreads]

I like the Q&A section. lol


Q: hi superfastdan how does a dogs dick drive like so that i know before i bid ?
A: Please visit your local dog rehoming centre and ask to borrow a dog.

Q: What brand of tea do you serve?
A: Whatever is the cheapest. I'm skint as I spent all my money on this.

 

[Addicted]

That was a brilliant ad, so I sent you a question in chinese.

 

[JackJack]

Awesome ad.

 

[daydotz]

Lol

 

[LiamR172]

Brilliant. Probably sell better than an advert full of pish!

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

Hahaha! Awesome ad m8

 

[MWRS182]

Ha ha pure lols

 

[Alex H]

Q:What brand of tea do you serve?
A:Whatever is the cheapest. I'm skint as I spent all my money on this.

Hi x

 

[Ghm]

You have a somewhat different take on advertising/selling a vehicle too most I have to say.

 

[Chip-mk1]

Stuck it on passionford for the lols

http://passionford.com/forum/genera...916-honest-ebay-advert-for-a-ropey-orion.html

They seem to like the humour but no one wants the car, lol.

 

[Cub.]

Classic work Daniel you special needs contender.

My personal favourite - 'buck toothed inbred'.

 

[Daniel]

I can't believe how much it's up to already!

 

[DaveDreads]

So as it stands you're only £340 quid in the hole with 5 days to go,
you may actually get your money back on this one.

 

[TimR26]

Hopefully they're all serious bidders not time wasters.

 

[JON13S]

Hero advertising! I'll spread the word......like the genital warts!

 

[r&skxa]

I can't believe how much it's up to already!

I'm gonna have a s*** in a box....is there any chance you can list it for me?

 

[Daniel]

LOL!

 

[BoatNonce]

Only just seen this. Fcuking brilliant.

 

[Scrooge]

<3 Dan.

 

[Lal B3N]

Epic advert is epic!

 

[Matthew]

Is this the dog that was on my drive Dan?

Classic advert.