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[Waitey]

The Alpina wasn't doing it for me. So this has arrived. Still have the Alpina if anyone wants it?

Bought it unseen off a spec sheet. Its blacker than I expected.... Black with the 'stealth' (lol) pack, is err black.

100 miles in and its doing 32.1mpg, not bad. 3.0 Diesel V6 with 306bhp. It's not fast....

Parking like a dick already.

 

[Stay Puft]

That's a stunner.

 

[Rob]

All I'm sure of if that you have too much money. That's one hell of a step from the alpina money wise!

 

[Jason_E]

Absolute pikey.

The Alpina was miles cooler. I'll give you £50? Cash.

 

[Short Norman]

certainly is black and very different to the purple estate :up:

 

[Pauleds]

Very nice.
It will still break down though. Sorry.

 

[Ex-User (36231)]

A few flakes of snow ... buys a Range.

 

[Waitey]

Very nice.
It will still break down though. Sorry.

100% all of ours before have.

This ones nav had a fit within 4 miles of the dealer ha ha.

 

[ForceIndia]

How much for the alpina?

 

[McGherkin]

Are you hot?

 

[Waitey]

How much for the alpina?

£11k. It’s on 95k now, will come freshly serviced along with 9 months MOT.

 

[Waitey]

Are you hot?

Mans not hot.

 

[Ian_182]

I thought you were getting made redundant because brexit.?
Lovely car BTW...

 

[Herr Flick]

I hope you got it for a f**king good price!

 

[Short Norman]

£11k. It’s on 95k now, will come freshly serviced along with 9 months MOT.

27k miles in 10 months!!! that's some going....will the RR be doing the same amount of miles.

 

[Waitey]

I hope you got it for a f**king good price!

Yeah good deals on the remaining MY17 cars atm

 

[CrippsCorner]

If I'm being honest it's the kind of car I'd walk past and think, God that's hideous and a bet the owner's a knob end.

I'm definitely right about one of those things :yum:

Enjoy it mate. It's certainly pimpin' and I could never afford it #kindofjealous

 

[Stefan.]

Im sure its a lovely motor, but i think there abit over rated and every bloody person seems to have a rangie.

Nice barge though

 

[Knuckles]

You love your Bradford wagons don’t you!

 

[Waitey]

You love your Bradford wagons don’t you!

I am starting to think I might be a bit that way you know...

Will certainly stick out in the farming community.

Rightly or wrongly it is in the most ‘resaleable’ colour combo.



Innit

 

[Knuckles]

I am starting to think I might be a bit that way you know...

Will certainly stick out in the farming community.

Rightly or wrongly it is in the most ‘resaleable’ colour combo.



Innit

You’re going to have davedreads hovering around your car like a moth to a light next csf haha

Can’t fault the logic, bruv

 

[jamesycc]

Brother in law has a discovery and it's been in the shop four times in less than a year.

Got in it and was completely underwhelmed by it all..

But then I've a 13 year old megane.....

 

[Darren S]

I am starting to think I might be a bit that way you know...

Will certainly stick out in the farming community.

Rightly or wrongly it is in the most ‘resaleable’ colour combo.

Not for me I'm afraid - I think I would have preferred the rareness of the Alpina, tbh.

But definitely agree with the colour combo when the time comes to sell it. I would assume that will be snapped up in no time.

 

[Ex-User (19928)]

Nice.

I've seen that colour combo before and assumed the badges and wheels were painted by the owner.. still you don't look at the colour of the wheels or badges from the driver's seat.. which will be epic no doubt.

 

[Rob]

@Waitey i spent yesterday driving about in my brothers 2010 sport, we may be swapping come spring.. I 'get it'. They are nice to cover ground in.

However, I still think you need to paint the wheels, or get hold of a silver set. I couldn't own a car with black wheels, grey at a push.. but black? I bet the farmers expect you to jump up 4 up with uzi's and ask them 'where the dolla at?'

 

[leeds_182]

When you going for the chrome wrap.

Blud

 

[Waitey]

@Waitey i spent yesterday driving about in my brothers 2010 sport, we may be swapping come spring.. I 'get it'. They are nice to cover ground in.

However, I still think you need to paint the wheels, or get hold of a silver set. I couldn't own a car with black wheels, grey at a push.. but black? I bet the farmers expect you to jump up 4 up with uzi's and ask them 'where the dolla at?'

Its staying how it is. The standard wheels on this MY17 model were matt grey anyway. I like the design of the black ones, just on a black car its a bit black. There was a Corris grey one available but that is the same colour as my dad's one so thats a no. After that there was a red one which looked a bit s**t.

 

[Waitey]

I thought you were getting made redundant because brexit.?
Lovely car BTW...

Missed this, nope I'm not, maybe you're thinking of someone else?

 

[Ian_182]

Ah sorry bud, my bad.
Lovely motor, super wafting.

 

[alistairolsen]

prefer the alpina 😂

 

[Herr Flick]

Missed this, nope I'm not, maybe you're thinking of someone else?

@Sir_Dave

 

[cat171]

I can just imagine you driving about in it, Ralphy gilet on looking like an an extra from TOWIE!

(ps, I like it!)

 

[Clio_fool]

Oh well, at least the Westfield is still cool.

 

[botfch]

It is very gangsta spec, lovely interior tho.

I saw a real nice overfinch one in like a pastel grey the other week, looked great.

 

[Sir_Dave]

I thought you were getting made redundant because brexit.?
Lovely car BTW...

Ha. That's me

I like the Rangie @Waitey but my RS3 was in a suitably Bradford as well innit.
For teh lolz, what was the deposit/monthlies?

 

[Ian_182]

Ah sorry @Sir_Dave I hope the job front is looking a little brighter for you soon.

 

[R3k1355]

Full-on coke dealer spec.

How many times have the old bill pulled you over in it already?

 

[Peperami]

I like it! Looks very cool.

 

[Cookson]

Thats getting better MPG than my 320d hahhahhhahahhahahhahaa............. goes off to cry

 

[R3k1355]

Your 2 litre diesel beemer is getting less than 30 to the gallon?