CHAV SCUM

[Schweppy]

Only been home 5 minutes and i hear a group of chavs walking into town so look out the window and there's one crouching down by both of my rear tyres and i hear air hissing out!

1 of them is untouched but the other had the dust cap taken off and looks bent. Obviously air has come out but as i have a 5 hour round trip tomorrow i wanted to know if somethings broken or if its possible to get tyres to deflate by hand?!?!??!

 

[Bluebeard]

Are you actually asking the question: Can you deflate tyres by hand???

Srsly?

 

[jablitt]

its easy to get tyres to deflate by hand mate. might want to check your pressures before your long drive.

 

[Schweppy]

Are you actually asking the question: Can you deflate tyres by hand???

Srsly?

lol obviously u can shove something up the valve but how else, can you snap the valve?

 

[Ex-User (19928)]

lol obviously u can shove something up the valve but how else, can you snap the valve?

Then your tyre would be flat.

Is it flat?

 

[Schweppy]

Then your tyre would be flat.

Is it flat?

ok i'm tired, its not at the moment but i'm hoping it won;t be when i wake up at 5 tomorrow morning.

 

[Stava]

Are you actually asking the question: Can you deflate tyres by hand???

Srsly?

Your a helpfull chap.

 

[Jay Payne]

This thread worries me

 

[Moz168]

You use the cap to deflate the tyres, thats probably all they did.
You know about using turning the cap round to let air out right?

 

[Bluebeard]

Your a helpfull chap.

You've clearly never met Andy. (Schweppy)

 

[Schweppy]

You use the cap to deflate the tyres, thats probably all they did.
You know about using turning the cap round to let air out right?

nope???

 

[Schweppy]

You've clearly never met Andy. (Schweppy)

This thread worries me

homos

 

[Bluebeard]

You know the scratches on the front of your car, have you tried the paint-putting-on polish?

 

[Sarah]

sure he just touched the tyre?

 

[Schweppy]

You know the scratches on the front of your car, have you tried the paint-putting-on polish?

the stuff u use on all ur cars?

 

[Bluebeard]

FLOL!!!!!

 

[Schweppy]

ur boring me

 

[Moz168]

nope???

Srsly?

How do you push the valve in then if you need to let some out?

Just turn the cap round and push it onto the little rod in the valve.

 

[Schweppy]

Srsly?

How do you push the valve in then if you need to let some out?

Just turn the cap round and push it onto the little rod in the valve.

lol! oh right! never heard of that.

The pump i use has an inflate and deflate button...!

 

[Moz168]

^Oooo get you!

Us working class folk have to put our tongue on the valve and blow it up with our lungs!

 

[Bluebeard]

ur boring me

now i know you're tired and upset. and a little confused. possibly stupid, but thre's no need for insults is there!

 

[ForceIndia]

Floppy haired c**t .

(Not daniel. Clearly)

 

[Bluebeard]

 

[delcbr]

lol! oh right! never heard of that.

The pump i use has an inflate and deflate button...!

you never had a bicycle when you were a kid and let air out the tyre by pressing your finger nail or using the dust cap uspide down or a nail to let the air out?man i thought everyone knew that!!!!!!!! dont look at the cambelt guide on here you might faint lol

 

[Sam]

Awwww. Poor Schweppy.

<3you.

 

[The Duke]

Just put your spare wheel on !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[iimushroomzii]

Pmsl! Just get the f**king thing pumped back up if its flat! If it stays flat they've probably unscrewed the valve! Always remember as kids going round putting stones inside dustcaps of people we didnt like! Pssssssssssssh

 

[Schweppy]

you never had a bicycle when you were a kid and let air out the tyre by pressing your finger nail or using the dust cap uspide down or a nail to let the air out?man i thought everyone knew that!!!!!!!! dont look at the cambelt guide on here you might faint lol

Cambelts piece of piss mate.

 

[Alastair.]

lol so u watched them do it then went out to investigate after they left. I flipped out on a kiddy when i caught him trying to nick my aerial, lobbed his hat and mobile off the multi story

 

[brownale01]

lol so u watched them do it then went out to investigate after they left. I flipped out on a kiddy when i caught him trying to nick my aerial, lobbed his hat and mobile off the multi story

haha nice one, i chased several kids down the road the other night when one of them tapped the end of my car haha, think i might have scared them, c**ts

 

[JON13S]

lol can we have a hall of fame section for these sort of threads......?

just think he may have targeted you on purpose!!! herdened criminal there

 

[Schweppy]

lol so u watched them do it then went out to investigate after they left. I flipped out on a kiddy when i caught him trying to nick my aerial, lobbed his hat and mobile off the multi story

No i decided to start a fight against 6 f**king chavs.....dickhead

 

[DanFreemanPhoto]

lol schwep you do take some stick on this forum!

I guess you can't ask questions on here any more without getting abused by someone

 

[Schweppy]

Yeh there's a fair few pricks on here.

I only thought they might have snapped the valve or pierced it or whatever, none of this pikey turn the cap around s**t.

 

[Alastair.]

No i decided to start a fight against 6 f**king chavs.....dickhead

lol i could never watch people fuk with my things, spose if ur a pussy then u dont do nothing

 

[.GAZ.]

FFS Schwep!

 

[Schweppy]

lol i could never watch people fuk with my things, spose if ur a pussy then u dont do nothing

Alright big man. Daddy buy u a nice big keyboard to warrior with did he.

FYI i told em to fuk off.

 

[DanFreemanPhoto]

lol i could never watch people fuk with my things, spose if ur a pussy then u dont do nothing

All well and good saying that here and now, but a lot of people would do the same.
A fuked wheel is one thing, a battered to s**t is another

 

[Alastair.]

so if i came round ur house started jacking ur car up and taking ur wheels off u wouldnt do anything?

daddy did buy me a nice keyboard to warrior with.

 

[Greeny.]

this thread ammuses me, I love Schweppy tho so leave off!