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Vee dub
Points are being Tallied as we speak
Day and Freebone are taking an early points lead, purely based on the camera juggling and rectifying of a potential disasterous incident. Tucks and TomS are losing points purely on the feminine minute of driving where we didn't hit anyone... however we are looking at extra points for causing the camera incident.
Danlp6 is tallying up well from his aggressive tactics and D0471 also scored well. The others tallies will be looked at on the video and the winners announced shortly.
Day and Freebone are taking an early points lead, purely based on the camera juggling and rectifying of a potential disasterous incident. Tucks and TomS are losing points purely on the feminine minute of driving where we didn't hit anyone... however we are looking at extra points for causing the camera incident.
Danlp6 is tallying up well from his aggressive tactics and D0471 also scored well. The others tallies will be looked at on the video and the winners announced shortly.
lol!! i wasnt aggressive... i was just in a rush!
Nafoff
ClioSport Club Member
brilliant tom.....lol
Vee dub
Winners have been announced:
In 1st place: as a result of the camera trick and rectification, Freebone and Day have been announced winners of the 1st championships.
2nd Place: awarded to Tucks and TomS for having the audacity to ram that small child into the corner... it was dodgems after all! would have been worthy winners had it not been for the pansy 30 secs of driving without any contact.. resigned to second place but will no doubt be looking to snatch the title next time.
Danlp sneaked into the top 3 with some aggressive manouveres and had a slow dodgem... making the most of the handling by T-boning a small child causing severe mental scarring for the poor lad.
D0471 and other racers - Good efforts.... causing whiplash to a bolt Freebone possibly due to his ghey scarf causing frustration. Many memorbale collisons.. but will need to work hard to catch the top 2 who seem to be runing away with the competition.
*Rules are being researched due to complaints about the wearing of feminine garments putting others off their game* results above are subject to change.
In 1st place: as a result of the camera trick and rectification, Freebone and Day have been announced winners of the 1st championships.
2nd Place: awarded to Tucks and TomS for having the audacity to ram that small child into the corner... it was dodgems after all! would have been worthy winners had it not been for the pansy 30 secs of driving without any contact.. resigned to second place but will no doubt be looking to snatch the title next time.
Danlp sneaked into the top 3 with some aggressive manouveres and had a slow dodgem... making the most of the handling by T-boning a small child causing severe mental scarring for the poor lad.
D0471 and other racers - Good efforts.... causing whiplash to a bolt Freebone possibly due to his ghey scarf causing frustration. Many memorbale collisons.. but will need to work hard to catch the top 2 who seem to be runing away with the competition.
*Rules are being researched due to complaints about the wearing of feminine garments putting others off their game* results above are subject to change.
TomS said:
FPMSL mine was well slow!! was like i was towing someone!
lol you just drove past me, i was like,wtf!!
who me? or tom?
As a complete impartial judge I would actually relegate TomS and Tucks to 3rd and put Danlp6 in 2nd. Jerry's son and D_0_4_7 joint 4th due to some agreesive but underhand tactics including numerous bashing into the young helpless kids on the circuit, Jerry's son I will let off, but Dan should know better!
Freebone still just gets 1st, but thats only after a points deduction due to spraying a little girl with water in the post-dodgems celebration.
Freebone still just gets 1st, but thats only after a points deduction due to spraying a little girl with water in the post-dodgems celebration.
oh yes round 2!!! brilliant!! im going to buy a camera mount lmao!
**Press Release 06/04/06**
The competition was tough out there, didn't think it was going our way until a fantastic opportunity arrived. T-boning the first looser at full pelt maybe was a little harsh at the end of the day but that's just racing I guess.
I'd like to take this opportunity to personally thank my co driver for the day;
Neil "butterfingers" Freestone
Whom without I wouldn't be able to lead such a prestigious championship.
The competition was tough out there, didn't think it was going our way until a fantastic opportunity arrived. T-boning the first looser at full pelt maybe was a little harsh at the end of the day but that's just racing I guess.
I'd like to take this opportunity to personally thank my co driver for the day;
Neil "butterfingers" Freestone
Whom without I wouldn't be able to lead such a prestigious championship.
Vee dub
There has been a report of a bitter outburst from blue dodgem driver Chris Tucker who reportedly accused several championship racers of 'underhand tactics'. Seemingly aggressive towards reporters, Tucker stated "I lost total concentration when Freestone flashed his thong in my direction during a rear end smash with another dodgem"... further evidence of his frustration at the final outcome of the championship was clear when Tucker gutpunched the press photographer.....
Police have just arrested and individual trying to get blue mad flaps fitted to a dodgem car. Boy george reporting for the Shepton Mallet Times said its not unusual for Young Boy racers to be spotted wearing a feether bowers and skimpy underwear this part of the woods.
Back to you in the studio.........
Back to you in the studio.........
Nafoff
ClioSport Club Member
this has got to be one of the best threads ever on cs i think...so so funny
i must add i am typing this from the cell at shepton mallet police headquarters...i opted for the new 1 cs message instead of 1 phone call i was allowed and felt i had to justify my wearing of fluffy scarf and wearing of thong..
i must add i am typing this from the cell at shepton mallet police headquarters...i opted for the new 1 cs message instead of 1 phone call i was allowed and felt i had to justify my wearing of fluffy scarf and wearing of thong..
lol! tucks has also used a tactic (off of his williams) of a smoke screen that is unviewable on the video!
lol!! do you rekon they'll do a group buy on the plastic tokens?
lol, i was expecting something a lil more, well, better lol!!
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