Cliosport London Highroller Steaknight

[Cookie]

I'd have spent the night dredging the Thames looking for spare change

 

[Scrooge]

I could see your nose twinging as we were walking by the river.

 

[Cookie]

You remind me of Scott Parker, and maybe an Eastenders character who's name I've forgotten

 

[Scrooge]

After a quick google search it seems that is not a good thing lol

 

[Hixle]

Was on me way to some birds, fell asleep on train and woke up in Northampton. Not good. Thought i'd be alright to try get rounf hers but fell asleep again and woke up in Euston.

Proper failure of a night for me. Gonna call work now tell em i've got a tumor ot summin, f**k going in today.

Genuine LOL! Even funnier because we were chatting on the tube about falling asleep on trains. You got off at London bridge mate, still hadn't decided whether you were staying out or going home.

Good crack last night, glad everyone had a decent night. Awesome steak, but the highlight was Rob falling ON the table. Muppet.

 

[Goodj]

Excelent night.

Next time, we need hookers.

High class hookers though Charlie, not Griffin material.

Cookia, how much did you find in the THames, I definately saw at least a fiver get blown in there

 

[Vicky.]

Sounds like you all had a good night!

 

[Goodj]

Everyone except Charlie, who had the most expensive burger in the world

and Tom, who had the dampest seat in the restaurant.

Oh, and Cookie, who spent money

Sierra Leone's FLOL.... and she was very much doable.

Still scared of that behemoth that had in there though, what was a huuuuge bit(h

 

[Tom]

Sounds like you all had a good night!

It was quality, some of the steaks were bigger than you.

 

[Scrooge]

Have you noticed, alot of pictures of Rob involve a damp patch.

 

[Chip-mk1]

It was quality, some of the steaks were bigger than you.

Although in your case didnt last very long still, lol

 

[Tom]

It was nice

 

[Chip-mk1]

Agreed, in fact it was pretty much perfect, one of the best steaks ive ever had.

 

[Scrooge]

I'm waiting for the pictures to surface.

 

[Goodj]

It was nice

2nded.

New York Sirloin was the boobs.

Chip didn't mess about tough, he just pointed at the largest peace of meat on the plate and said "THAT ONE!"

Ropey Waitress "Would you like to see the steak tray"
Charlie: "Can I see your burger instead darlin, fackin 'ell, knees up mutha braaaaaaaaan!"

 

[Cookie]

I thought I'd misheard, so Charlie did actually ask to see her burger?

 

[welshname]

Sounds like you all had a top night.

 

[Goodj]

I thought I'd misheard, so Charlie did actually ask to see her burger?

Oh he sure did.

That boy was top value entertainment.

Having not met anyone but Ant before that night, I didn't know what to expect.

My total lack of expectations were met, easily

 

[welshname]

Is Charlie as bad as his CS persona then?

 

[Budgie]

What a hero!

 

[Chip-mk1]

Is Charlie as bad as his CS persona then?

He's a cad and a bounder.

Boyish good looking though so im sure he gets away with it, looks like he should be in a boy band in fact, lol

 

[Chip-mk1]

Sounds like you all had a top night.

Yes it was great although I got dragged away early by Mike from MWM as some bird was texting him all night hassling him for a booty call.
Not heard from him since so he might be in a basemment in a gimp suit or something now as she is the angry shag type apparently.

 

[Scrooge]

I forgot about Charlie asking to see her burger. After we had eaten he then asked to buy her a drink, she said she wanted a pint so he told her to do one lol

 

[Cookie]

I just realised that your profile picture looks nothing like you Ant. Are you sure it's the same person?

That's the one thing I learned last night, Charlie don't do birds that do pints.

 

[Charlie.]

Oiiiii fuckkkk!!!!

Who remembers me saying something to Tel Boy about being a jew and lobbing a 20p or whatever it was like 40 yards into his glass.

Well happy with that!

 

[Goodj]

"Just get him to point at the menu"!

 

[Goodj]

Oiiiii f**kkkk!!!!

Who remembers me saying something to Tel Boy about being a jew and lobbing a 20p or whatever it was like 40 yards into his glass.

Well happy with that!

That was 400% boss.

 

[Cookie]

Oiiiii fuckkkk!!!!

Who remembers me saying something to Tel Boy about being a jew and lobbing a 20p or whatever it was like 40 yards into his glass.

Well happy with that!

Was a 50p, and I left it in the glass. Unbelievable, I know.

Was also about 6ft, rather than 40 yards

 

[Scrooge]

I just realised that your profile picture looks nothing like you Ant. Are you sure it's the same person?

That's the one thing I learned last night, Charlie don't do birds that do pints.

I'm much prettier in real life.

 

[Goodj]

I keep seeing the image of Tomlook more are more despairingly around teh table as his HIgh Roller night gradually faded into

"fur burger?"
"Sierra Leone's"
"WHEEEEEEEEY!"

topped off, of course, by Rob sharing the wealth

 

[Charlie.]

You definitely had all the pound coins i was throwing away last night. They just weren't staying in my pocket.

I've got a right headache now. Told work i'm not bothering, f**k that.

 

[Charlie.]

f**k sake.

Just remember walking through the restaurant with my burger in hand out the door for a fag and some signal.

Proper high roller night.

 

[Cookie]

I also remembering you saying the burger tasted like s**t

 

[Scrooge]

f**k sake.

Just remember walking through the restaurant with my burger in hand out the door for a fag and some signal.

Proper high roller night.

You wrapped the burger up in a napkin and put it in your pocket lol

 

[Goodj]

DID HE!???!?!!??!

Your end of the tabe was proper sophisticated innit......brap

 

[Charlie.]

Should of stayed there it was mingin.

Dryest piece of cows arse ever, would of been bearable if they had some bloody sauces.

 

[Cookie]

Should of stayed there it was mingin.

Dryest piece of cows arse ever, would of been bearable if they had some bloody sauces.

The sauces were the other end of the table mate, there was ketchup and everything

 

[Chip-mk1]

Should of stayed there it was mingin.

Dryest piece of cows arse ever, would of been bearable if they had some bloody sauces.

Couldnt help but laugh at the expression on your face when someone announced it was going to be easiest to just split the bill, meaning you had to pay 50 odd quid for a burger you didnt enjoy, lol

 

[Scrooge]

Lol Charlie- 'got any curry sauce love?'

Waitress- 'no'

Charlie- ' how the f*ck am I meant to eat this then?!'

 

[Charlie.]

Was wondering why i've woke up with hardly any money on me.

Bloody hell. I was going up to the bar for my drinks aswell!