HERES A WEE BLUE PIG!!..SORRY PUG...NO ACTUALLY I WAS RIGHT THE 1ST TIME..PIG!!!..PURE PIG TOO,NOT JUST A WEE BIT BUT BIG STYLE. MOTD(GOD KNOWS HOW) UNTIL APRIL 2011,WEE LUMP OF TAX UNTIL END OCTOBER. STARTS..ER JUST...AND DRIVES VERY BADLY,MORE CLUNKS AND GROANS THAN A GHOST TRAIN.INSIDE IS AS WE SAY IN SCOTLAND.MINGIN,MAUKIT,BOGIN,STINKIN,RANK ROTTEN. NICE BIG SCAB ON THE BACK,MORE HITS THAN LADY GAGA.APPARENTLY USED TO BE USED FOR KEEPING DEAD FISH STUFFED WITH WET DOG HAIR IN...HMMM..NICE!!...ITS GOT FOUR WHEELS...YAY!!! ONE AT EACH CORNER...JUST!!.. AND THE BIG NOISY OILY BIT UNDER THE BONNET IS JUST THAT..WOULDNT LET MY DOG STAY IN IT..AND HES BEEN DEAD 3 YEARS. WILL COME WITH TWO PAPER BAGS WITH HOLES IN IT,ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR ME,DONT WANT ANYONE KNOWING WHO SOLD IT,AND YOU CERTAINLY NEED ONE FOR LIMPING BACK TO THE ASSYLUM IN.CHEAPEST TACKIEST "AFF THE MARKET" PURE DEAD COOL FLEA RIDDEN SEAT COVERS. WE WILL LEAVE THE CD PLAYER AND SPEAKERS IN JUST TO HIDE YOUR SCREAMS..THIS CAR WILL SERIOUSLY AFFECT YOUR WEALTH/HEALTH/SANITY...IF YOU REALLY HATED SOMEONE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD THEN ITS THE CAR FOR THEM...WOULDNT ADVISE DRIVING ON A PUBLIC HIGHWAY EVER.MAY BE USEFUL FOR...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. THIS BLUE HUNKAJUNK IS APPEARING IN A SCRAPPY NEAR YOU ML4 1DX.CASH ONLY..NAE GINGER BOTTLES MAN..NAE DANGER.IN 3 DAYS OF SALE END OR WE WILL COME ROUND AND POKE YOU WITH A DAMP COD.
