Damn Cats!!!

[Dan.AS]

Does anybody have any ideas or know of any ways (if there are any at all) to keeps cats away from your car? I don't know how daft that question sounds but I'm sure you guys will tell me. It's just that I've spent the best part of 5 hours this afternoon cleaning my car. And not even 30 seconds after putting everything back in the shed, I come back outside to lock my car and there she is..... The little s**te is slashing all over the freshly polished paintwork of my rear bumper. Now I had thought about shooting the bugger and burying her out back , but I thought my mum might not be too pleased with that idea (with it being her cat and all). So any ideas on how to prevent this would be greatly appreciated. Or is this something I'm just gonna have to get over and accept?

 

[TimR26]

Guard dog?

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

Car cover? Cat nip? Dog? Gun? Electric fence?

 

[das_mitchell_200_cup]

Anti freeze mother may be none the wiser blame it on the neighbour if she gets suspicious

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Car cover? Cat nip? Dog? Gun? Electric fence?

I wouldn't use cat nip! They love that!

 

[Will.]

De-cat?

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

I wouldn't use cat nip! They love that!

oops!

 

[Dan.AS]

Guard dog?

See now we've got a dog, but he's got it all backwards. Rather than bark at you and chase you away. He'd make you a brew and put your feet up for you.

 

[Lil-slugger]

You could try covering the area where you park your car wuth pepper and keep doing it to refresh it like after its rained, r lass uses it in the garden to keep em from shittin on our lawn 

 

[slob]

They Hate orange peel. Just eat an orange and put the peel at your bumper lol.

 

[GiT]

They Hate orange peel. Just eat an orange and put the peel at your bumper lol.

Orange and Lemon peel indeed works.

 

[skiddusmarkus]

Lion piss.No joke.

 

[Keith Lemon]

My cat used to do this to my car, then it got run over by a bus.

 

[slob]

Cats also Love getting stoned. So get it high and it wont be arsed to scratch your car. They really Love the stuff for some reason. One of my cats was hooked!

 

[Adam D]

De-cat?

hahaha, (i just needed to reply with that, proper made me laugh!)

 

[red_beastie]

just get one of those sensors u put in garden

 

[VR46-G@Z]

Pepper... They hate pepper, put a little trail all round the car!!!

 

[MichaelGrimes]

Cats also Love getting stoned. So get it high and it wont be arsed to scratch your car. They really Love the stuff for some reason. One of my cats was hooked!

De-cat?

My cat used to do this to my car, then it got run over by a bus.

I laughed so hard at these! :L

 

[Adam D]

byebye pussy ? http://www.maplin.co.uk/scattercat-pest-repeller-222505

 

[Andyk1801]

Bear trap?

 

[Dan.AS]

So pepper and orange/lemon peel. Thanks guys. Been really helpful. The cats ain't gonna be able to get to the car for amount of orange peel that's going round it lol.

 

[Keith Lemon]

Lol, Good luck with that.. you'll need it.

 

[Final Maxim]

landmines

 

[Dan.AS]

landmines

Hahahahaha

 

[Dan.AS]

byebye pussy ? http://www.maplin.co.uk/scattercat-pest-repeller-222505

Hahaha I knew YOU were gonna mention something that we sell at work. I just knew it.

 

[djjonnibgood]

You should be proud, it does that to mark its terretory, like a guard cat keeping the other pesky ones from jumping on the car and scratching it!

 

[Martin.]

Water Pistol in the face?

 

[Hixle]

Water Pistol in the face?

Better.

 

[rich-6]

coax it in being all friendly and give it a good kick, Wont come back on your patch again!

 

[Craigus]

You could always try not giving a f**k.

Did it burn through your paint? No, didn't think so.

 

[Marky_]

The cat owns it now. You'd better no near the car again.

 

[markhinton]

There's something you can buy which emits a high pitched noise which scares off cats. I don't give enough of a damn to actually google it, but it's out there if you're bothered about the cat sitting on your car.

 

[batesey]

Buy some elephant poo, works a treat!

 

[mally]

Next time the cat is asleep in it's basket, pee on it.

 

[Dan.AS]

Next time the cat is asleep in it's basket, pee on it.

Hahaha more of a "let's see how you like it" sort of thing lol

 

[richd]

Air Gun.....

 

[James23]

There's something you can buy which emits a high pitched noise which scares off cats. I don't give enough of a damn to actually google it, but it's out there if you're bothered about the cat sitting on your car.

This. ultrasonic cat repeller thing.

 

[NickM5c]

Better.

Bloody brilliant.

 

[lsd1970]

water gun! Cats hate getting wet. Even better, mix some pepper in the water and wait in ambush for the culprit and then give it the best squirt of its life! Easier and kinder than breaking its legs so it cant get to your newly polished car!!!! :evil:

 

[nickyg]

When you dont want them to crap over your garden half oranges placed around they hate that.