Diary of a ph1.

[Topgeartom]

Ashworth sort your life out. Whats actually wrong with the bus?

 

[Aluco]

Some f**king oil or s**t something don't really give a f**k man it like drinks the stuff and it pisses me off its like £20 a tin and i changed the digital level reader and it took ages and it wasn't even faulty why do cars need oil FML.

It's going next year anyway to fund my move to east asia.

Most of that made little to no sense. I miss you face.

 

[Topgeartom]

That sounded very much like you'd just consumed a whole s**t load of ribena and skittles and then immediately started mashing the keyboard.

East Asia i ask you! I hear they have taxes on fringes. You'll be fucked.

 

[Aluco]

I'm going to teach English for a year in Japan. (Hopefully)

Well, it might not be Japan it might be thailand but I hope it's Japan.

skittles+ribena = Outburst

Outburst < Frustration

Frustration is what you witnessed.

 

[jamescolli]

:O

 

[Feirny]

Are you going for the lady boys?

 

[jamescolli]

Me love you long time ..

 

[Topgeartom]

Mr Dudwey!

 

[Aluco]

F*ck you all.

Endlessly.

 

[jamescolli]

:rasp:

 

[Chris V6 255]

James buy my car. I cba with it.

Dont forget ive got first dibs :rasp:

 

[Aluco]

Dont forget ive got first dibs :rasp:

Don't worry I know I was joking :rasp:

You'll have to come to Leeds for it though if you want it back when I sell it


Took my cup spoiler to Ben S 172 tonight so he can spray it for me.

 

[stumpy77]

Just to let you know your old 182 is still going nicely.....

the only thing that has gone wrong with it, was a leak in the boot,think that is sorted now..

 

[willyt008]

you got the spoiler on yet mate ?

 

[Aluco]

Just to let you know your old 182 is still going nicely.....

the only thing that has gone wrong with it, was a leak in the boot,think that is sorted now..

Aha ! that's who you are ! I miss that car so so so much have you changed anything on it ?

you got the spoiler on yet mate ?

nah it's off for spraying by Ben

 

[Aluco]

I hoovered inside it today.

First time since November.

 

[YorkshireDaz]

Pics?

 

[Aluco]

Do I have to ?

 

[Aluco]

Sigh, brb

 

[Aluco]

 

[ipodsandguns]

looks like a vee here, mega wide arch!

 

[Aluco]

Shame it's not eh

 

[Rob]

If you sell, give me your bullets?

You hate it today, tommorrow you'll fly down a b road and be in love again. I guaran-damn-tee it!

 

[Aluco]

I haven't driven a B road in a few months come to think of it.

I'm not giving you anything they cost me the best part of £50

 

[Topgeartom]

You hate it today, tommorrow you'll fly down a b road and be in love again. I guaran-damn-tee it!

This.

Was getting seriously bored of mine recently, then took every bit of weight out the car i reasonably could and went and drove up into the dales like my hair was on fire. We're now a happy couple once again.

 

[Aluco]

Aww just in time for valentines too Tom. Where was my invite ?
cnut.

 

[Topgeartom]

I thought about that but you would have been at work, it was my day off on tuesday. Besides, you'd only hold me up. Love you.

 

[Aluco]

Let down, Gutted, insulted, discriminated against and then lied to. Twice.

:'(

 

[Rob]

I haven't driven a B road in a few months come to think of it.

I'm not giving you anything they cost me the best part of £50

Bullets? £50? What did you do? Go to Renault with a "rip me a new one" sign on your back?

 

[Feirny]

Aww just in time for valentines too Tom. Where was my invite ?
cnut.

I'll go with you, then maybe a drive after.

 

[jenic]

I'm surprised how well you managed to photograph a ph1 interior...

 

[Aluco]

Bullets? £50? What did you do? Go to Renault with a "rip me a new one" sign on your back?

I didn't wear the sign but yeah.

I'll go with you, then maybe a drive after.

Just after valentines, convenient

I'm surprised how well you managed to photograph a ph1 interior...

With an iphone too.

 

[Aluco]

Been to birchdown today for the belts doing feels loaddss better after having them done, apparently the garage who did them at 32k did a right bodge job with tip ex (It was a Renault garage :dapprove

Anyway feels miles better and I had fun driving Nemo the van to Chester Zoo haha. It still needs a service with new plugs and filters so I'll get that done by my uncle some time in march.

Spoiler is still with Ben_s172 for spraying I'm hoping it'l be done by the time I come back from Bulgaria (Going on Sunday )
Then I can fit that. Think I'm going to try and repair the little crack in the front bumper myself with some fibreglass and smooth it over, it's only very very tiny anyway.

Top service from Birchdown anyway, highly recommended

 

[Bristow]

"I was stood there thinking fook me this looks harsh, oh well they came out ok for the fella in the guide."

Lol that made my laugh. Glad they turned out ok though

 

[Aluco]

Cup spoiler is on

 

[Aluco]

Must say I'm well impressed with Birchdown, since they've done the belts it's running so much better and hasn't used a drop of oil which is ace! The timing must have been out before
(which isn't hard to believe considering the state of the belt that got taken off and its tip ex marks.)

Going to pc it sometime this week if I get a chance and whack some wax on

 

[Aluco]

High possibilty of all mods being removed and put up for sale after this weekend (If it goes according to plan)

If you are interested in any of the bits PM me.

 

[Rob]

FFS, I just realised you had a cup spoiler, I JUST bought one....

 

[yellowbelly]

how much you thinking of selling it for Aluco, interested to know what sort of price to give me an idea as i may sell up later in the year.

pm me if you like mate

 

[ABOO]

How much are you selling for Aluco???