it annoys me when people use language like this how hard is it to pup an s on the end. its 1 key up from z on a qwerty keyboard for god sakes! haha
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Does anyone else get talking to these utter drivellers.
- Thread starter lsdzig
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it annoys me when people use language like this how hard is it to pup an s on the end. its 1 key up from z on a qwerty keyboard for god sakes! haha
best thing is in the subject of the add the cars 200bhp, and in the detail its 210bhp, he got all this bhp gain from an exahust, a decat, and an induction kid.... i reckon his mate did the math and told him that... cos its a super quick car bruv!
dont forget the 17" alloys :/
Should have been advertised as a clio on stillts! looks a bit like "i went to haulfrauds to day" job!
ahhhh bruv just got some SICK ripspeeds
I had a guy a couples of weeks ago telling me my 172 is a 20v?
just replied nah mate and walked away
just replied nah mate and walked away
Im sure if he went in a genuine 210bhp or so road going clio like Porkies one he would be quite surprised how different it actually is to what he THINKS 210bhp is like.
Most people saying stuff like that wouldnt even know where the valves actually went I think.
Lol... are you suggesting he is lying on his add?
No, the opposite really mate, I bet he would pass a lie detector test if asked what power his car is.
Ie he really does probably BELIEVE its that power, even though it isnt, so if he went in one that was, it would be quite an education for him.
The people selling all this aftermarket stuff are to blame, they lie to people to take their money, like the "RS192 exhaust" etc, and renault themselves with the "197" etc which are blatant lies as well.
Simple story that happen to a member on here (wasnt me), but i got involved was the following:
The Kid "You need to turn the actuator up on your turbo" (bearing in mind it was a 182 that was standard)
The User on here "Oh yer i better do that"
The Kid "It will make it faster"
The user on here told all of us... we then came out with the following lines and confused him some more
Me "My clio has a flux capaciter, much better gains than an a turbo"
The Kid "What does it do"
Me "at 88mph it just flys"
My mate (will call him mate 1, has a type R)
Mate 1 "Can you help me check to see if im leaking V-Tech"
The Kid "Yer, what do i need to do"
Mate 1 "Get under the car with this (a plastic spoon) and see if any liquid drops on it, if it does im prob leaking v-tect"
The Kid was a bit dubious, but got under the car
My other mate (will call him mate 2) has an MX5
Mate 2: "Do you think my waffle sprocket is broken"
Me: " Deffinatly looks that way, can see syurp everywhere (has a gasket leaking)"
Kid 2: "Didnt know theres such think as a waffle sprocket, what do you mean by Syurp"
Mate 2: "its basically a type of oil"
Now the best part to all of this, is that he's prob repeated what we have told him to other people, and told them they wanna get a Flux Capaciter cos my mates got one and its fast, he'll prob tell type r owners that their v-techs leaking and prob try and tell someone who has an oil leak that their waffle sprockets going and they have syurp everywhere!
It was much more satisfying letting him believe he was right!
The Kid "You need to turn the actuator up on your turbo" (bearing in mind it was a 182 that was standard)
The User on here "Oh yer i better do that"
The Kid "It will make it faster"
The user on here told all of us... we then came out with the following lines and confused him some more
Me "My clio has a flux capaciter, much better gains than an a turbo"
The Kid "What does it do"
Me "at 88mph it just flys"
My mate (will call him mate 1, has a type R)
Mate 1 "Can you help me check to see if im leaking V-Tech"
The Kid "Yer, what do i need to do"
Mate 1 "Get under the car with this (a plastic spoon) and see if any liquid drops on it, if it does im prob leaking v-tect"
The Kid was a bit dubious, but got under the car
My other mate (will call him mate 2) has an MX5
Mate 2: "Do you think my waffle sprocket is broken"
Me: " Deffinatly looks that way, can see syurp everywhere (has a gasket leaking)"
Kid 2: "Didnt know theres such think as a waffle sprocket, what do you mean by Syurp"
Mate 2: "its basically a type of oil"
Now the best part to all of this, is that he's prob repeated what we have told him to other people, and told them they wanna get a Flux Capaciter cos my mates got one and its fast, he'll prob tell type r owners that their v-techs leaking and prob try and tell someone who has an oil leak that their waffle sprockets going and they have syurp everywhere!
It was much more satisfying letting him believe he was right!
Fair play... im not that bad in real life!
Im sure your not... by the way i know it seems that everyone thinks im like joey essex, im far from it... i just dont take my life (personal life) to serrious, hench the name... didnt actually realise the effect it would have on here!
Another mate told him that where the cam belt/aux belt/and dephayser pully are, was in fact a super charger... that one he didnt quite fall for... but was still funny watching him try to figure it out for a bit!
SC03OTT
ClioSport Club Member
Golf GTI
WTF. Did you just quote and speak to yourself?
I didnt... but looks like somethings been edited... weird... ok... ill go quite! lol!
a didnt want to hang about for any thing to come out his mouth
If you didnt, then who the hell were you trying to quote as you reply wouldnt make sense in reference to any other reply that I can see.
Did you just forget you wrote it and think it was someone else? lol
I actually dont even know what happened there! lol! :S
I think "because essex" probably sums it up.
Poopensharten
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
One thing i will say about Renault Sport ownership. Once you appreciate them for what they are thats when they can really be enjoyed.
Personally speaking - i wouldnt listen to half of the tits that have approached anyone with a Clio RS
Personally speaking - i wouldnt listen to half of the tits that have approached anyone with a Clio RS
It's a French tin bucket with a half decent engine that's quite good at going round corners, that's all.
E90 M3
Lol. Yer, me too.
It was quite funny.
No it wasn't you pr*ck, get a f*cking haircut!!!
PMSL.... lol to funny!!!!
Poopensharten
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
Poopensharten
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
Knuckles
ClioSport Admin
f**king lol!
