3 days in a row, my car has been cleaned due to bird cr@p. Wake up this morning and find my car has been bombarded with it once again. Tired of cleaning it off the car. There must be a target or something on the roof that I cant see coz its not just tiny bits of cr@p on the roof, its more like someones chucked a 1 litre tin of white paint on the roof. Gonna have to stay up in the early hours of the morning with a rifle and shoot the birds that come too close I think.
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Friggin birds!
- Thread starter Nightfire
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3 days in a row, my car has been cleaned due to bird cr@p. Wake up this morning and find my car has been bombarded with it once again. Tired of cleaning it off the car. There must be a target or something on the roof that I cant see coz its not just tiny bits of cr@p on the roof, its more like someones chucked a 1 litre tin of white paint on the roof. Gonna have to stay up in the early hours of the morning with a rifle and shoot the birds that come too close I think.
Nafoff
ClioSport Club Member
i know how you feel, we have them nesting in our roof, they come out sit on the drain pipe turn around (ass out) and crap - usually onto my car
air rifle? or perhaps a fully automatic gas powered bb gun?
i thought it wernt illegal to shot pigeons as they are classed as vermin. and 99% of the time its always a pigeon
[Edited by bsimmer3000 on 11 April 2005 at 6:21pm]
133/225/CLS AMG
I really hate pigeons, I think I should find out if you are allowed to shoot them coz they are definately vermin!!!
When I did my bit and ran run over it walked straight under the wheel of my old Clio. I squished it flat like a pigeon pancake.
I think we should start a club within Cliosport where you aim for pigeons and have your photos taken next to the dead, sh*tty, car aiming little gits!! haha
You could have a pigeons head on your bonnet like a kind of Rolls Royce bird thingy............................or maybe not lol!
must buy a new mount for the scope or ill just scare them away and thats just not good enough!
post pics up of as many dead pigeons as you can!
Punto/Clio GTT
did ya know that birds sh*t on some coloured cars more than others. cant remember what colours it was, but they done these tests and the birds shat on the same coloured cars consistantly
Nafoff
ClioSport Club Member
a apintball gun would work
Not a Clio
on the subject of birds, I was watching tv over the weekend and something caught my eye outside the patio door... looked up and all i can see is HUGE grey wings, my initial thought was "dragons!" but i think it was a crane. Bloody huge bird, dont think ive ever seen anything that big flying (discounting small planes, ufos, flying super heros and of course dragons)
not quite true....but near enough
- You have to have a valid reason for blasting the feathery fookers. These reasons all rotate round safety, either food, public or animal welfare - If their messing up the paintwork on your car that aint a valid reason (so dont get caught!!!).We have a shooting team at work to control our pigeon problem (of which I am a member) since August last year we have exterminated 970!! Just bought myself a BSA PCP Hornet Carbine in .177 with a Nitehawk 6.5-20x50AO - They dont know what hit them!
