Just ordered a 200 with various options which is due in any day now. Got a call this morning
Dealer "you car hasnt arrived yet sir due to weather problems"
Me "ok no problem, when do you think it will arrive?"
Dealer "we dont know but any day now"
Me "just call me then when it arrives"
Dealer "certainly will. In the meantime, would you mind comming in today and signing the higher purchase agreement and bring with you some proof of identity"
Me "you mean you want me to sign the agreement before its even arrived? what if there are problems? i would like to make sure everthing is ok, check the paint and the spec is correct"
Dealer "i can guarantee that nothing will be wrong with the car and also you will be able to pick the car up quicker without waiting too long"
Me "but what if something is wrong?"
Dealer "then we can have a conversation if that arises"
Me (trying not to laugh) "would you buy a house without looking at it?"
Dealer "as a matter of fact i have but i guess this isnt the right time to talk about it"
Me (actually laughing) "i dont want to sign the docs until i have inspected the car when it arrives"
NOW IN AN ARGUEMENT
Dealer "ill have to call my manager because he is in London today, i dont think you can do that"
Me "have you not been in sales long?"
Dealer "for 3 years and 4 years in other dealerships"
Me "you better call your manager now then before i ask for my deposit back"
Dealer "you know you will loose the deposit as you ordered that vehicle and its classed as refusing goods"
Me "how can i refuse the goods if its not even here yet?"
Dealer "i will call you back in a minute after ive spoke to my manager" (then puts the phone down on me)
ME THEN WALKING AROUND IN CIRCLES THINKING CHEEKY FCUKER!!!
10 MINS LATER.............
Dealer "hi there, ive spoke to my manager and he says its fine that you want to see the vehicle first. I guess it gives you that extra peace of mind"
Me "i could of saved you a phone call. Byther way, why did you rudely put the phone down on me?"
Dealer "my manager came into the office"
Me :S "thought he was in London? "
Dealer
"errrrm......(very long pause) he forgot his car keys"
Me "ok, ill be awaiting your call"
Dealer "no problem, see you later on today"
Me "what for?"
Dealer (another long pause) "oh nevermind, i forgot what i was going to say"
Me (now pizzing my pants) "call me then when you remember"
FLOL!!!!!!! DUMB PERSON WHO HAS BEEN IN SALES FOR 7 YEARS FTW!!!