Right just been to see HMS GuyMartin at one of the many garages he seems to work at, rear brake pads changed, old ones were f*cked and catching on the discs hub centre thing (I believe that's the technical term), the sliders were half seized with brake dust and crap so they were cleaned up, took it for a test drive and the grinding noises were still there, turns out the tyres are catching on the arch liners.
Also fixed the dodgy passenger seat airbag connector ready for the mot tomorrow, now it just remains to be seen if it fails on knackered ball joints.
I'd be f*cked if it wasn't for the Derv Destroyer.