Learn & understand FTW, Pwned, IIRC, IMHO then forget about them & never use them.. ever.
Never switch on your foglights if it's not foggy, but if you must, NEVER admit it on here.
Text type & bad spelling will get peoples backs up - use generously if trying to annoy Cookie.
Get a photobucket account & post lots of pics of your motor, GF, fit birds, anything. We like that.
Search before asking anything. Most questions (apart from the random Scutch discussion starters) will have been asked a million times before.
Never pretend to be something you're not. There are some top class detectives on here & you will be found out.