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I hate windows



I now realise why I went over to a Mac.

My daughter (8 years old) at 3pm shouts "Dad my computers gone funny". She shows me a blue screen with some shite about Windows is protecting you system and a Stop code :STOP: 0X00000024.

6 hours of trawling the net and trying to decipher Microsoft's knowledge web pages it is fixed..:)

Anyone know of any good maintenance software I can use to keep the young uns pc tip top?
 
Re: I f**king hate windows

^
that is possible tbh, It happened to my brother while was chatting on msn. Proper fooked us up !
 
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Re: I f**king hate windows

im omputer tercnician in a high school so kids are reli the manpeople i see using comuters, the just bliz games ad reli dont give a flying s**t
so teres ya answer but the girls dont realy do that stuff just do what they need to then leave it so could be6 of one alf a dozen of the othr
 
  Octavia VRS
Re: I f**king hate windows

im omputer tercnician in a high school so kids are reli the manpeople i see using comuters, the just bliz games ad reli dont give a flying s**t
so teres ya answer but the girls dont realy do that stuff just do what they need to then leave it so could be6 of one alf a dozen of the othr

I fear for the kids ;)

Only thing you can do is have auto updates set on Windows...however sometimes you get more problems than not!
 
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Re: I f**king hate windows

^^eh?! lol

Just what i was thinking when i read that post lol
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MattieUK, install AVG anti Virus on your system, it free and easy way to keep any back door trojans out. Then for spyware, use AVG again - they offer a free anti spyware program. All these programs are reliable and for your daughters PC is a quick and easy way to keep it safe.

Here are some links if needed.


http://free.grisoft.com/doc/20/lng/us/tpl/v5

http://free.grisoft.com/doc/2/lng/us/tpl/v5
 
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Re: I f**king hate windows

im omputer tercnician in a high school so kids are reli the manpeople i see using comuters, the just bliz games ad reli dont give a flying s**t
so teres ya answer but the girls dont realy do that stuff just do what they need to then leave it so could be6 of one alf a dozen of the othr

sit in on one of their english lessons next time yeah? lol ;)
 
  Audi TT 225
Re: I f**king hate windows

99% of the time its the user or what they're doing!
I have a work laptop, and my desktop... nothing has gone wrong with either for YEARS!

The two kids PC's need to be wiped and set up again every few weeks to a couple of months, same for my misus's laptop and same for my sisters PC...
They just keep killing them in ways you cant imagine! Ive not had anything go worng with mine and Im getting really tired of fixing everyone elses computers in my house or for my family

p.s. Mac's are for people who cant use propper PC's imo ;)
Im gonna get slated for saying that tho hahahahah!
 
Re: I f**king hate windows

im omputer tercnician in a high school so kids are reli the manpeople i see using comuters, the just bliz games ad reli dont give a flying s**t
so teres ya answer but the girls dont realy do that stuff just do what they need to then leave it so could be6 of one alf a dozen of the othr


I'm a computer technician at a high school so kids are the main people I see using a computer, they just use the games and dont give a flying monkeys. So theirs your answer, but the girls don't really do that stuff. They just do what they need to do then leave it. So it could be lots of reasons.

Translation from Freetranslation.com (available in Scots as well ;))
 

G_F

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Re: I f**king hate windows

Ever since i learnt how to use computers, none have ever forked up on me, i have 4 in my house which run 24/7, one of which has never been turned off in two years (UPS) The user is always at fault.
 
Re: I f**king hate windows

99% of the time its the user or what they're doing!
I have a work laptop, and my desktop... nothing has gone wrong with either for YEARS!

The two kids PC's need to be wiped and set up again every few weeks to a couple of months, same for my misus's laptop and same for my sisters PC...
They just keep killing them in ways you cant imagine! Ive not had anything go worng with mine and Im getting really tired of fixing everyone elses computers in my house or for my family

p.s. Mac's are for people who cant use propper PC's imo ;)
Im gonna get slated for saying that tho hahahahah!


Jesus mate! we live the same life lol!
 
  Audi TT 225
Re: I f**king hate windows

Lol gets on your nerves after a while dont it!!
I guess its like if your a mechanic everyone asks you to fix their cars and you get anoyed with it after a while..
 

KDF

  Audi TT Stronic
Re: I f**king hate windows

Install linux, give the kid an auto-login restriced account. job done..
 
  Audi TT 225
I used linux like 10 years ago and thought it was ok but never had a use for it... but everything I need runs on windows...
Dunno if its improved any since then but cant be bothered with it... its for geeks ;)
 
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Re: I f**king hate windows

99% of the time its the user or what they're doing!
I have a work laptop, and my desktop... nothing has gone wrong with either for YEARS!

The two kids PC's need to be wiped and set up again every few weeks to a couple of months, same for my misus's laptop and same for my sisters PC...
They just keep killing them in ways you cant imagine! Ive not had anything go worng with mine and Im getting really tired of fixing everyone elses computers in my house or for my family

p.s. Mac's are for people who cant use propper PC's imo ;)
Im gonna get slated for saying that tho hahahahah!


Jesus mate! we live the same life lol!

IN total agreement have you seen that tech support skit where the guy is like tell daddy next time to buy a mac as there computers made especially for dumb people. Cracked me up.

Knowing full well my pc's have been perfect for years. until my mate said his wasnt working the other day I tried fixing it nothing worked until i asked him what he did. Now with a near 1kg heatsink at the top of the motherboard he held it at the bottom and after hearing cracks and snaps thought nothing of it and tried to tell me I sold him duff stuff. Wasnt until the cracks and snaps were traced he though oh oops.
 
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Re: I f**king hate windows

im omputer tercnician in a high school so kids are reli the manpeople i see using comuters, the just bliz games ad reli dont give a flying s**t
so teres ya answer but the girls dont realy do that stuff just do what they need to then leave it so could be6 of one alf a dozen of the othr

I fear for the kids ;)

I fear for the English language.
 
  Better than yours. C*nt.
Re: I f**king hate windows

im omputer tercnician in a high school so kids are reli the manpeople i see using comuters, the just bliz games ad reli dont give a flying s**t
so teres ya answer but the girls dont realy do that stuff just do what they need to then leave it so could be6 of one alf a dozen of the othr

Don't get to borrow one of their Dictionaries do you? Could do with it...
 
Re: I f**king hate windows

Jesus mate! we live the same life lol!

IN total agreement have you seen that tech support skit where the guy is like tell daddy next time to buy a mac as there computers made especially for dumb people. Cracked me up.

Knowing full well my pc's have been perfect for years. until my mate said his wasnt working the other day I tried fixing it nothing worked until i asked him what he did. Now with a near 1kg heatsink at the top of the motherboard he held it at the bottom and after hearing cracks and snaps thought nothing of it and tried to tell me I sold him duff stuff. Wasnt until the cracks and snaps were traced he though oh oops.

you should curse M$ for making you do such things by making software like that ;)
 
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Re: I f**king hate windows

im omputer tercnician in a high school so kids are reli the manpeople i see using comuters, the just bliz games ad reli dont give a flying s**t
so teres ya answer but the girls dont realy do that stuff just do what they need to then leave it so could be6 of one alf a dozen of the othr


I'm a computer technician at a high school so kids are the main people I see using a computer, they just use the games and dont give a flying monkeys. So theirs your answer, but the girls don't really do that stuff. They just do what they need to do then leave it. So it could be lots of reasons.

Translation from Freetranslation.com (available in Scots as well ;))

haha love it

i was absolutly smashed when writing that,
and by the way i am re doing my english
 
Re: I f**king hate windows

im omputer tercnician in a high school so kids are reli the manpeople i see using comuters, the just bliz games ad reli dont give a flying s**t
so teres ya answer but the girls dont realy do that stuff just do what they need to then leave it so could be6 of one alf a dozen of the othr

sit in on one of their english lessons next time yeah? lol ;)

I have nothing useful to add to this thread but I just had to take my hat off to that. I nearly choked :clown:
 

sn00p

ClioSport Club Member
  A blue one.
Re: I f**king hate windows

Ever since i learnt how to use computers, none have ever forked up on me, i have 4 in my house which run 24/7, one of which has never been turned off in two years (UPS) The user is always at fault.

We have a 2k PC at work that was using a UPS. I had to switch it off because the power was going to be off longer than the UPS could cope.

Shut it down.

Left it for 3 or so hours.

Turned it back on and it wouldn't boot. Would get all the way to the end of the "starting windows" screen and would then bluescreen and reset ad-infinitum.

Both drives in the machine were ok.

So there you have it. It can f**k itself without warning. Not the first time I've seen that either.
 
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Re: I f**king hate windows

im omputer tercnician in a high school so kids are reli the manpeople i see using comuters, the just bliz games ad reli dont give a flying s**t
so teres ya answer but the girls dont realy do that stuff just do what they need to then leave it so could be6 of one alf a dozen of the othr

What a wanker
 
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now as easy going as I am
no need for that you little disease,
at the others know where the line is
 


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