i need a bath after servicing my clio took two days and im greasy and sweaty

[silvercup172]

took two days to change the oil filter

 

[olliewebbuk]

Get out the forum. And hand in your man card when you do.

 

[Gouldy]

/\/\/\/\/\/\ LOL

someone fetch the marigolds and an apron.

 

[Rob]

Congratulations?

 

[colesy]

hahahahaha. Sorry but really?? lol

 

[LowLife.]

2 days?

Were you waiting for your boyfriend to come home and do it?

 

[mace¬]

Please tell me one of the following is true:

A) You are a fit bird who looks well fit dirty
B) You have no arms
C) You were driving down the M4 whilst changing it

 

[Aluco]

How does it take 2 days to change an oil filter ? It takes like 15-20 mins including an oil drain.

 

[LowLife.]

Please tell me one of the following is true:

A) You are a fit bird who looks well fit dirty
B) You have no arms
C) You were driving down the M4 whilst changing it

Ha ha ha!

 

[jamesd1263]

My mate done his in 25 mins and he'd never worked on a car before... You sir are an epic fail

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Brilliant! Guessing he maybe tried to do it without taking the fuelrail guard off? Which I first did and then gave up after a while

 

[Kane.]

Literally 48 hours ?

 

[cheesy]

took two days to change the oil filter

Are you boasting? :S

 

[LowLife.]

Is that what your service consisted of?

A new oil filter.

 

[cheesy]

Is that what your service consisted of?

A new oil filter.

Probly, would have took 3 months to do the plugs and actually change the oil etc

 

[LowLife.]

Oh so that's why its called a 12 month service!!!!

 

[fletch8]

Don't think it should of took that long but well done for having a go!

 

[Iain C]

Lol. At least you did it. Lots on here wont get off their computers long enough to give it ago.
I used to be chuffed when i changed my pads.

 

[silvercup172]

had to smack the s**t out of it with a block of wood still didnt work
maybe if i put a frock on it would of worked

 

[ScoobyGib]

I wouldn't have a clue where to start tbh lol. But 2 days seems long enough. Don't you just lift the car unattach the filter, bucket, bleed it etc. Would have loved to learn the mechanical trade, instead I went for electrician which wasn't for me.

 

[olliewebbuk]

had to smack the s**t out of it with a block of wood still didnt work
maybe if i put a frock on it would of worked

Chillax, Basil Faulty.

 

[silvercup172]

the plugs was easy and painted the bits i took off

 

[silvercup172]

the friggin thing was done up to 3000 torque lol

 

[Don]

much???

 

[silvercup172]

lol purple hair

 

[silvercup172]

its ok now worked it can sevice the car now the oil filter was seized put on by tates renault t***s

 

[silvercup172]

ok wheres the pollen filter lol ,,hheee

 

[Adam.]

 

[Munson]

Not sure if SRS or trolling.

 

[JCC]

Surely nobody can be this much of an idiot?

 

[silvercup172]

i am lol

 

[jamie.91]

I was stumped by the fuel rail bolts for 30 seconds, but two days, to twist :/ lol

 

[silvercup172]

gonna change the clutch to a heavy duty one from ebay

 

[Adam.]

gonna change the clutch to a heavy duty one from ebay

Techniclutch get good reviews iirc.

 

[ScoobyGib]

gonna change the clutch to a heavy duty one from ebay

Looking forward to the thread in 2015

 

[LowLife.]

gonna change the clutch to a heavy duty one from ebay

Got enough time?

 

[silvercup172]

might take hours to change the clutch lol

 

[silvercup172]

i did change plugs to splitters

 

[LowLife.]

You put your plugs where your splitter is?

 

[.Andy.]

Quite possibly the most stupid thread i've read on CS