I had that happen to me in bournemouth the other week! Someone drove into me while i was parked at the side of the road, still in the car. She then unloaded her kids and tried to pretend it didnt happen! So annoying!
There are a few little rat runs around the airport to get upto the M3, but they were all solid as that was the diversion route everyone was being sent on! I cant believe you missed mine either! bright red blob in a traffic jam! lol!