right heres the first of the details people coming need to adhere too, if they are with us anyway. if you dont like the detail, dont come.
3 weeks before the date of journey i require a picture off everyone attending, the picture must be dated. In the three week run up you must grow a handlebar moustache for the journey.
if you are like alex and only just past puberty this wont be too much of a problem, if you are foriegn or a pikey like myself, warren or fred this could be an issue, that however is not my problem. Everyone must put two pounds in and the winner by public campsite poll gets the money. the loser must do a lap of the site naked.
these are the rules. 26th of May doth the event commence.