My car got vandalised last night

[Topgeartom]

Got woken up this morning at 8 by my housemates to tell me my car had been trashed.

Had a look out the window and it was covered in all sorts of s**t right over the roof, down the side of the car and all over the bonnet.

Dragged myself out of bed and had a closer look outside to see that someone has basically used my car as a plate for their weekly shop. Use #428 of a Renault Clio.

The whole thing was covered in oatmeal, i mean completely covered, the contents of a tin of soup, a whole chicken was resting on my window, a load of noodles thrown everywhere and even a bit of bacon thrown on for good measure.

Needless to say im properly pissed whilst also seeing the funny side, but trying to get that off isnt what i needed at 8 in the morning. They'd also thrown the empty soup can on the roof so thats probably scratched things up to hell, and my drains must now be completely clogged with porridgy s**t.

I have absolutely no enemies though, as an individual or a house i dont even really speak to anyone in the immediate neighbourhood.

So it's either jelous c***s or drunk smackheads with a highly advanced sense of humour.

Not a good start to my weekend

 

[The Boosh!]

PMSL pics?

 

[tyranical]

Sorry but rofl.

It could of been worse mate, it could of been paint or something they'd thrown over your car, oatmeal is just funny.

 

[Triki]

+1 on the pics

 

[Timmay]

funny yet shitty at the same time

is the chicken cooked?

 

[Da]

Nightmare mate, bet the car will stink now if it's got into the vents too!

Some proper messed up jealous idiots out there!

 

[Brasseye]

+2 on the pictures

 

[jesus]

TTIUWP! Tis a horrible feeling when you get told that you car has been vandalised though

 

[Topgeartom]

I'm gonna be a tramp/wildlife mobile magnet for some weeks i think.

No pics unfortunately - wanted to get it all off as quick as i could before it baked on any more.

 

[Vish]

Weirdest car vandalising I've heard, except maybe someone taking a s**t on my mates windscreen and rubbing it all over.

Could have been worse but still a weird thing to do, if they had something against you I'm sure they would have done proper damage tbh.

Just be lucky it wasn't a tinned chicken, would have been more scratches!

 

[Grantek]

Hahaha thats class but bad for you nae joy!

 

[scott1205]

TTIUWP! Tis a horrible feeling when you get told that you car has been vandalised though

ya heart just sinks and just think the wurst

 

[Peperami]

Sounds like students to me.

Smackheads would have eaten the food, and no-ones jealous of a ph1

 

[paulboy247]

sorry to hear about that. free breakfast though tbh

 

[jonathanedew]

Sorry to hear that mate. Only consolation is that maybe no real permanent damage done? They could have keyed the thing all over I suppose?

I rarely park outside my house nowdays, lost several wing mirrors myself, and most mirrors are missing from the neighbours cars. Worse episode I had was when they ripped the aerial off the roof of my Megane a few years back; creased the roof and cost me lots as it was a lease car.

We'll get 'em one day! :evil:

 

[p4cks]

So your car needs a wash? Hardly vandalised though is it?

 

[YorkshireDaz]

Defiantly sounds like students mate, Where did this happen?

 

[davesport172]

lazy no good students

 

[ct172]

Sorry to hear that. Does sound like students though.

Happened to me a couple of years ago only i had sand and a traffic cone on mine, i can kind of see the funny side now though.

 

[AK]

Weirdest car vandalising I've heard, except maybe someone taking a s**t on my mates windscreen and rubbing it all over.

Could have been worse but still a weird thing to do, if they had something against you I'm sure they would have done proper damage tbh.

Just be lucky it wasn't a tinned chicken, would have been more scratches!

FLMAO !!

OP some people are just c***s lol.. tis a bit funny tho :clown:

 

[Tucker]

Just be lucky it wasn't a tinned chicken, would have been more scratches!

more scratches but he would be left with a 'delicious tasty broth'

maybe it was your homies Tom?

 

[mr_merc]

Could've been a whole lot worse - view it pragmatically.

Still, the bacon was a win on a Saturday morning, surely? Peel it off, cook it? Same with the chicken.

 

[Curtis!]

is the chicken cooked?

I lol'd ^

Best thing to get porridge oats off is to just soak it in water, thats what I do to my bowl every morning

Just be glad it wasn't paint stripper, smashed windows and stolen parts mate.

 

[Poopensharten]

So your car needs a wash? Hardly vandalised though is it?

What an arsey comment to make! Just because there's no damage doesn't mean its not vandalism.

Another "it wasn't my car so I don't care" poster strikes again

 

[Topgeartom]

Yeh i see the funny side of it now of course, it looked like my car had been sick.

Just not the way i want to get woken up at 8 in the morning when i have work in a couple of hours "Tom your car's been trashed", and then have to spend the next half hour trying to get all the crap off it when you should be asleep.

Oh and thanks for the comment p4cks you complete smackhead.

On the plus side, i'm now best mates with all the pigeons in Leeds. Not really the sort of birds i was hoping to attract i must say.

 

[Gumby]

You sure there isn't any fish that has been stuck up the backbox?

 

[ric1.4]

haha, got to see the funny side of it but unnecessary.

got to be students lol

 

[adam_socks]

is the chicken cooked?

probably needs a minute or 2 under the iron :approve:

 

[Russ_16v]

not the best thing fella, but look at the good side, at least they didn't proper trash it, or put the windows through etc

 

[Brett]

Lmao at the chicken.

Its shitty about the soup can, hope theres no damage but it is pretty funny.

 

[RDP197]

Didn't know tax dodging students could spare that much food tbh! Gutting mate, could defo have been worse so some would say you got off lightly. When I was in halls I saw a drunk man-girl walk over a row of parked cars outside my window, denting roofs and bonnets as she merrily went, cnuted and off her face. Students or maybe you looked at someone oddly down your road, who knows. Hope it cleans up OK, don't want chicken in your radiator grille or something

 

[jamescolli]

bloomin eck Tom! must be a local thing, i got a load of eggs chucked at mine a couple of weeks ago it was even parked on the drive behind locked gates. Needless to say i've never jumped out of bed so quickly but the s**theads had driven off before i could catch them
whereabouts you at tom?

 

[Topgeartom]

bloomin eck Tom! must be a local thing, i got a load of eggs chucked at mine a couple of weeks ago it was even parked on the drive behind locked gates. Needless to say i've never jumped out of bed so quickly but the s**theads had driven off before i could catch them
whereabouts you at tom?

There are some really bored people knocking about clearly.

I'm in Headingly mate so it is student central, although i'm on a relatively quiet street, well off any main roads, where its all semi's with large gardens so its 50/50 between students and regular families.

 

[Aluco]

Hah If James and Tom have both had theres done I wonder when mine will get done
Must be a Leeds thing.

 

[Topgeartom]

Hah If James and Tom have both had theres done I wonder when mine will get done
Must be a Leeds thing.

If it doesnt happen soon im going to come round and do it myself just so i feel better.

 

[Aluco]

If it doesnt happen soon im going to come round and do it myself just so i feel better.

Git !

 

[Topgeartom]

Love you!!!

 

[Aluco]

I'll let you off this time..

 

[p4cks]

Yeh i see the funny side of it now of course... Oh and thanks for the comment p4cks you complete smackhead.

Your thread was posted in the heat of the moment. I knew in time that you'd see the funny side. In even more time you will feel embarrassed to have actually posted this thread up in the first place.

 

[CrippsCorner]

Your car musta looked hungry!

I didn't find it amusing when my just resprayed CRX got covered in ketchup and jam