RDR CS camping trip 2015

[DaveDreads]

There was nothing left in the field, someone will have it.

 

[fairm010]

Nope, didn't see it anywhere this morning.

 

[Inequality Street]

There was nothing left in the field, someone will have it.

Hopefully!

 

[Cookie]

I can think of plenty.

Yeah but you didn't show up, so the moment is gone now Pissface

 

[Chili Red]

 

[Bluebeard]

f**k me, has Dreadlock Dave got a push up bra on??

 

[DaveDreads]

I look like an axe murderer.

 

[JP83]

f**k me, has Dreadlock Dave got a push up bra on??

Leave him alone, he's 5 months into a 9 month term.

 

[McGherkin]

And 5 inches into a 9 inch jihadi beard too by the looks of it.

Needs straightening and turning into a forum banner.

 

[rctempire]

I'm very burnt

 

[Scrooge]

Dave, I don't think your socks are high enough.

Using socks to complete the gap when you have no trousers and only shorts fail.

 

[DaveDreads]

Nob

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

i do actaully look like guymartin from the side... dam you lot for pointing it out

 

[DaveDreads]

...and the front...and whenever you speak.

 

[Jekyll]

So who have we got from left to right? Names to faces etc.

 

[rctempire]

Left to right
@Pacman. @rctempire @fairm010 @RyG @DaveDreads @AlexW @JP83 @Steven103 (on JPs back) @HMS Derv Destroyer @Cookie @HMS Derv Destroyer (Azz), @Record Grey @fairm010 (friend) @optical @Sash @Goodj

Camera Man @Sunglasses_Ron
Dog - Erik

 

[Addicted]

I thought HMS Derv was Dan @ MAD at first (or SJM cant remember) - with the new S3? If not, he looks just like him rofl!

 

[fairm010]

derv bought a mate along.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

yeah HMS Derv ( jeff ) is Azz LOL

 

[Jekyll]

Fairm010 looks a ittle bit like McLovin'

 

[rctempire]

derv bought a mate along.

You did too. Whats is name?

 

[rctempire]

I am a bit red

 

[fairm010]

Fairm010 looks a ittle bit like McLovin'

Oh dear god no.


A mate called Dan came up with me.

 

[Herr Flick]

Why is Cookie smoking Kryptonite?

 

[Steven103]

Just found Cookie's M3 on Google Images...

 

[..Jack..]

Should've come instead I wouldn't of ended up having my Clio driven into

 

[Herr Flick]

The tramp seems to have eaten a few children since last year.
Do you really walk your dog??

 

[Bluebeard]

The tramp seems to have eaten a few children since last year.
Do you really walk your dog??

Yes.

To the cafe and back.

 

[DaveDreads]

Pair of c*nts.

 

[Scrooge]

I'm sure he does go to the park a fair bit. He'd feel right at home on the parks many benches.

 

[Herr Flick]

Like a well fed tramp.
You'd get so much more money walking down the high street if you didn't have such a big belly. Nobody will feel sorry for you.

 

[Gus]

Just found Cookie's M3 on Google Images...

Apparently Plastidip were all out of fluorescent yellow and orange so he had to settle on green.

 

[Cookie]

Apparently Plastidip were all out of fluorescent yellow and orange so he had to settle on green.

I'm going to Plastidip my M3 neon pink for next year

 

[Gus]

Had the longest nap when I got home, felt so hungover this morning. Still feel a little hazy but here are my memories:
-Alex's Gearbox or exhaust breaking - cant remember which but he and @HMS Derv Destroyer set up a cliosport garage in the field (had all the tools too) and fixed his car as well as fitting headlights for @fairm010 .
-@AlexW breaking multiple chairs - JP breaking one chair. He then asked @Steven103 to buy him a new one and Steve having watched one too many top gear episodes bought him a kids camping chair.
-DRL lights being rigged up in the marquee with a car battery.
-Red Baron dealing with the swarm (and I mean huge f**k off swarm) of horsefly with 12 confirmed kills. @Sash showing us her wimbledon skills with the bat to kill as many of the flies as she could.
- @rctempire (absolute legend btw) breaking out the fuckfast and getting it passed around. Never heard "nah you are alright mate" so many times when the bottle came round. And dont forget the Digger mag (scottish prisoner mag) !
@PacMan bringing his night vision goggles for "seeing satellites " and spying on the caravans and people asleep in their tents.
@Sunglasses_Ron dancing away to the chas and dave cockney song:

and that is guy martin to the left of him in the pic:


- overflowing toilets
- @JP83 running an anglegrinder all night in his tent haha. His tent was a mansion btw - multiple bedrooms, a garage and ensuite. Poor guy spent ages trying to put it away in the rain whilst we all watched.
@Record Grey bringing her awesome new car with the evil child killer sounding engine/exhaust.
@PacMan (and all of us to be honest) giving sash grief about having to go home because there was a missing ipad charger at her home.
@Cookie taking his style tips from this pic


-Waking up at 8 am with wet feet as my tent was too small for me so feet were out all night.
-Ali waking up just as everyone was going home.

Thanks to @Sunglasses_Ron for organising it all. Amazing weekend for sure.:beers:
:beers:

 

[fairm010]

Perfect recollection of the weekend. Enjoyed myself!

 

[JP83]

The tent is drying out back @optical

The chair fiasco was the funniest thing ever. The look on @Steven103 's face when he realised was priceless!

 

[DaveDreads]

You are one of the most mellow blokes i've ever met Gus, it's like you're permentantly stoned, I swear that vape pipe you were sucking on had something funky in it, you're are a proper 90's space cadet.

 

[JP83]

You are one of the most mellow blokes i've ever met Gus, it's like your permentantly stoned, I swear that vape pipe you were sucking on had something funky in it, you're are a proper 90's space cadet.

It did Saturday night!

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

always the Diesel nerds that take tools.... to fix french tins