The Bad Car Advert Thread...

[Yosemite Sam]

Check this f**king dinlow out! What a cretin.

"Focus 1.8 Zetec. No tax or test dnt no the miles"

That's it. Nothing else. Apart from these beauties...

 

[Yosemite Sam]

View attachment 120031Really !!

What's wrong with that? Change the word cup to exclusive and it's an ok advert.

 

[Adam93]

He's no David Bailey is he the bloke selling the Focus...

 

[decco]

What's wrong with that? Change the word cup to exclusive and it's an ok advert.

Mk2 wheels and rear end and the "cup" bit mainly . I did put him right tbh but I don't think it was appreciated !

 

[Welsh.Dan]

Check this f**king dinlow out! What a cretin.

"Focus 1.8 Zetec. No tax or test dnt no the miles"

That's it. Nothing else. Apart from these beauties...

Where the f**k was that advertised? Lol!

 

[Yosemite Sam]

Where the f**k was that advertised? Lol!

Have a guess....

 

[Welsh.Dan]

Have a guess....

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Lol! Some lazy t***s about..... I spent more time advertising my fridge on eBay earlier than these do with their cars!!!


"Took some parts for my self"
Some parts is a tad vague..... is that indicator stalk and gear knob "few parts"...... or engine and gearbox "few psrts"
[emoji5]

Facebook advertising is on a par with gumtree cars. That'll be the place to find crap adverts!

 

[Gally]

Flol! Some of those are class! That Focus is bang on some of the s**t I've seen recently!

 

[Lal B3N]

Went to view a car in Glasgow yesterday, nothing like the advert. Didn't even get out of the car, literally drove up to it, spotted 3 things instantly not listed in the advert and turned round. Must of been using photos from when they previously bought it. Cnuts.

 

[Goodj]

dont know the miles?
took some parts off?

did he just find it abandoned, nick the aerial and post it for sale? Has he even got the keys to the car?

 

[cat171]

That Focus ad is bloody awesome, what a r****d.

 

[Gally]

Wow. http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-clio-for-sale/1096572594

 

[Yosemite Sam]

Wow. http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-clio-for-sale/1096572594

What are you driving now?

 

[Gally]

A lovely 52 plate orange 318 compact.

The bastàrd of the BMW family. At least it's RWD..... hero innit.

Fancy a 172 next. Monaco or Flamer preferable. Missed out on a Monaco with Turbines on ebay just after I bought the BM.

Not that I like Turbines but they were freshly refurbred in Anthracite.

PLEASE USE THE EDIT TOOL RATHER THAN MULTIPLE POSTING.

 

[Yosemite Sam]

Fancy a 172 next. Monaco or Flamer preferable. Missed out on a Monaco with Turbines on ebay just after I bought the BM.

My Monaco is going in for a full re spray next month. You wait until you see that fucker. Will be the dogs b****cks!

Lovely colour Monaco. Doesn't photograph well though. Looks a Bit bland.

 

[Gally]

Agreed. I've detailed 2 or 3 now and I just love it, great colour. I'd be quite as happy with a Flamer.

 

[sburrell93]

Jesus Christ...

 

[Gally]

I can see a headlight!

 

[Jack!]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...new/model/rs6/radius/1500/make/audi?logcode=p

Spicy.

 

[DaveDreads]

I wish every car came with a free Balti.

 

[Bubbles]

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=171645038047

Not sure where to begin... But at least it's a detailed advert!

 

[Gally]

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=171645038047

Not sure where to begin... But at least it's a detailed advert!

Wow. What a car!

 

[Chris_Beer]

View attachment 120031Really !!

Lol at 172 made, brilliant. Ltd edition Cup!

 

[Welsh.Dan]

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=171645038047

Not sure where to begin... But at least it's a detailed advert!

There was no need for a write up on that advert..... The pictures do all the selling!! [emoji41]

Gorgeous car! [emoji53]

 

[Chris_Beer]

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=291365721856&alt=web

Nippy little thing this Cup

 

[bampot]

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=291365721856&alt=web

Nippy little thing this Cup

Take the word cup out of the advert and I don't see much wrong with that. At least he's honest.

 

[Welsh.Dan]

I can't believe I've been viewing this thread and forgot I have one of the all time great, scruffy half arsed car adverts amongst my pics from my old phone!

Saw this sat in traffic. God we laughed!

Incase you can't read it.
For sell
Mot 27~7~14
100% good ingine
Dutch number plates
£600
07788393838

I like how he guarantees the ingine is 100% good. And yes, believe it or not, it did have Dutch number plates. Good job it was mentioned in the advert otherwise I wouldn't have noticed....

 

[decco]

Fancy a 172 next. Monaco or Flamer preferable. Missed out on a Monaco with Turbines on ebay just after I bought the BM.

Not that I like Turbines but they were freshly refurbred in Anthracite.

where was the monaco located ? I got rid of mine with turbines the other month

 

[Gally]

Nottingham I think mate. Kinda anthracite colour with a fresh refurb iirc.

 

[Short Norman]

A CAR THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...earch/true/model/m3/postcode/dn49pa?logcode=p

 

[Bear Head]

A CAR THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...earch/true/model/m3/postcode/dn49pa?logcode=p

Lol it kind of is I suppose for some though? Especially when it was new? Lol XD

 

[STEVE.M]

Lol it kind of is I suppose for some though? Especially when it was new? Lol XD

I think there is a law of diminishing returns,The more it cost in the first place,the maintainance costs stay the same,or expedentially increase to it`s value.
On the bright side,my next door neighbours sold up,and the new owners dont drive,and I`ve now got free off road parking in their car port,just for saying which the days the bins are emptied.

 

[Lal B3N]

Nice photos, some effort gone into these.

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=251798132550&globalID=EBAY-GB&alt=web

 

[..Jack..]

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=181659742585

 

[Dan The Top Bloke]

Renault Clio 1.4 16v Dynamique (Similiar to clio sport) Just missing the 182 engine....

 

[Reev]

Now that's what I call an in-depth description. Also apparently one of those rare, 4-seater MX5s.

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/mazda/mx-5-mk2/mazda-mx-5/3694826

 

[Yosemite Sam]

This is on a Facebook group I'm in.
It's a for sale advert and this is what they've provided....

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

This is on a Facebook group I'm in.
It's a for sale advert and this is what they've provided....

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Looks mint! I'll take it!

Morons

 

[BashRacing]

Had to bring this thread back from the ashes for this

MINI COOPER S R53 PROFESSIONALLY MODIFIED TRACK CAR WITH MOT 210BHP ROAD LEGAL | eBay

Its running around 210bhp currently. 1600cc 210bhp Petrol Engine with 6 Speed Manual Gearbox, it runs and drives without fault! Obviously it has a lot of warning lights on due to all the upgrades, non of these affect the car.

www.ebay.co.uk

 

[R3k1355]

Obviously it has a lot of warning lights on due to all the upgrades

Well thats comforting

The vehicle is a part exchange vehicle and is sold as is with no warranty.

You can stick your legal rights up your arse