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The Bad Car Advert Thread...
- Thread starter Gally
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Daniel
ClioSport Moderator
Whichever has fuel
What's wrong with that? Change the word cup to exclusive and it's an ok advert.
Mk2 wheels and rear end and the "cup" bit mainly . I did put him right tbh but I don't think it was appreciated !
Where the f**k was that advertised? Lol!Check this f**king dinlow out! What a cretin.
"Focus 1.8 Zetec. No tax or test dnt no the miles"
That's it. Nothing else. Apart from these beauties...
Daniel
ClioSport Moderator
Whichever has fuel
Lol! Some lazy t***s about..... I spent more time advertising my fridge on eBay earlier than these do with their cars!!!
"Took some parts for my self"
Some parts is a tad vague..... is that indicator stalk and gear knob "few parts"...... or engine and gearbox "few psrts"
[emoji5]
Facebook advertising is on a par with gumtree cars. That'll be the place to find crap adverts!
Daniel
ClioSport Moderator
Whichever has fuel
What are you driving now?
A lovely 52 plate orange 318 compact.
The bastàrd of the BMW family. At least it's RWD..... hero innit.
Fancy a 172 next. Monaco or Flamer preferable. Missed out on a Monaco with Turbines on ebay just after I bought the BM.
Not that I like Turbines but they were freshly refurbred in Anthracite.
PLEASE USE THE EDIT TOOL RATHER THAN MULTIPLE POSTING.
The bastàrd of the BMW family. At least it's RWD..... hero innit.
Fancy a 172 next. Monaco or Flamer preferable. Missed out on a Monaco with Turbines on ebay just after I bought the BM.
Not that I like Turbines but they were freshly refurbred in Anthracite.
PLEASE USE THE EDIT TOOL RATHER THAN MULTIPLE POSTING.
Daniel
ClioSport Moderator
Whichever has fuel
My Monaco is going in for a full re spray next month. You wait until you see that fucker. Will be the dogs b****cks!
Lovely colour Monaco. Doesn't photograph well though. Looks a Bit bland.
Jesus Christ...
Jack!
ClioSport Club Member
I wish every car came with a free Balti.
Bubbles
ClioSport Club Member
BMW I4 M50
http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=171645038047
Not sure where to begin... But at least it's a detailed advert!
Not sure where to begin... But at least it's a detailed advert!
Wow. What a car!
Lol at 172 made, brilliant. Ltd edition Cup!
There was no need for a write up on that advert..... The pictures do all the selling!! [emoji41]
Gorgeous car! [emoji53]
Take the word cup out of the advert and I don't see much wrong with that. At least he's honest.
I can't believe I've been viewing this thread and forgot I have one of the all time great, scruffy half arsed car adverts amongst my pics from my old phone!
Saw this sat in traffic. God we laughed!
Incase you can't read it.
For sell
Mot 27~7~14
100% good ingine
Dutch number plates
£600
07788393838
I like how he guarantees the ingine is 100% good. And yes, believe it or not, it did have Dutch number plates. Good job it was mentioned in the advert otherwise I wouldn't have noticed....
Saw this sat in traffic. God we laughed!
Incase you can't read it.
For sell
Mot 27~7~14
100% good ingine
Dutch number plates
£600
07788393838
I like how he guarantees the ingine is 100% good. And yes, believe it or not, it did have Dutch number plates. Good job it was mentioned in the advert otherwise I wouldn't have noticed....
where was the monaco located ? I got rid of mine with turbines the other month
Short Norman
ClioSport Club Member
997 C4S
A CAR THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...earch/true/model/m3/postcode/dn49pa?logcode=p
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...earch/true/model/m3/postcode/dn49pa?logcode=p
BG Clio 182
Lol it kind of is I suppose for some though? Especially when it was new? Lol XD
PH2 172
I think there is a law of diminishing returns,The more it cost in the first place,the maintainance costs stay the same,or expedentially increase to it`s value.
On the bright side,my next door neighbours sold up,and the new owners dont drive,and I`ve now got free off road parking in their car port,just for saying which the days the bins are emptied.
Turbo 182 Alfa 159
Nice photos, some effort gone into these.
http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=251798132550&globalID=EBAY-GB&alt=web
http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=251798132550&globalID=EBAY-GB&alt=web
Renault Clio 1.4 16v Dynamique (Similiar to clio sport) Just missing the 182 engine....
Now that's what I call an in-depth description. Also apparently one of those rare, 4-seater MX5s.
http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/mazda/mx-5-mk2/mazda-mx-5/3694826
http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/mazda/mx-5-mk2/mazda-mx-5/3694826
Ol’ Tarby
ClioSport Moderator
Clio 220 Trophy
bashracing
ClioSport Club Member
Had to bring this thread back from the ashes for this
MINI COOPER S R53 PROFESSIONALLY MODIFIED TRACK CAR WITH MOT 210BHP ROAD LEGAL | eBay
Its running around 210bhp currently. 1600cc 210bhp Petrol Engine with 6 Speed Manual Gearbox, it runs and drives without fault! Obviously it has a lot of warning lights on due to all the upgrades, non of these affect the car.
www.ebay.co.uk
