The 'terrible clio' thread

[Loz H]

 

[Dano']

That's a pretty big FMIC^

 

[welshname]

I bet it's not even got a turbo.

 

[Mr Plums]

Fake intercooler FTL!

 

[Wazzy]

Not sure whether to laugh or cry..

 

[welshname]

I can't decide whether it's worse to do it on a sport or a non sport. At least on a sport it has some go.

 

[david1987]

Bloody hell.

There are some 'wicked' motors in this thread.

 

[Mickb]

Bike can was mine. And there's another there too. Ta

 

[Willsam]

The clio in this churchill advert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_lHfY3CsVc

 

[Jack 172]

All these pictures have just reminded me how I struggled to overcome the fear of buying a clio, at least I don't have to see this sh*te all day long on cs, I'm glad this thread was made now all the crap can be kept in one place !

 

[Kazumz]

A Guy posted that in the flesh not so long ago!

 

[cat171]

Kpowell - were you 'crazy clio' or something like that a few years ago ?

A few of these were on here a while ago.

The Vee reps are p*ss funny! I like those lol!

I can't find it but I'm sure it was a silver ph1 with a big raised diamond on the bonnet? I could be wrong.

There was one with that yeah, I think it had a massive diamond on the boot too ?

 

[fake ben taylor]

 

[Mr Plums]

Not a clio but this Ford boeing 757 caught my eye

 

[.J.a.m.e.s.]

some of these are hilarious

 

[G8RSH]

Anyone want to go splits? We can share?

http://m.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-clio-2006-1.2-16v-campus-sport-3dr-hatchback-£1795/1044023911

 

[Dan...]

I've just seen this on instagram - Anyone going to claim ownership?

 

[Coops Mk1]

I've just seen this on instagram - Anyone going to claim ownership?

#95 #128

 

[Waitey]

Anyone remember that massive c**t Ballcrusher?

 

[pete_182_87]

Not a fan of Borbet A's but this is definitely the nail in the coffin now...

 

[CrippsCorner]

Anyone remember that massive c**t Ballcrusher?

Fair play if it has a jet engine.

 

[Tunst]

I've just seen this on instagram - Anyone going to claim ownership?

Mickb

 

[welshname]

I'm going to add this Trophy here.

 

[Knuckles]

Anyone remember that massive c**t Ballcrusher?

If that lost the dustbins and dodgy spoiler, that'd be lovely

 

[Zeitgeist0190]

Fair play if it has a jet engine.

This is the leetest thing i've ever seen.

 

[Dan...]

If that lost the dustbins and dodgy spoiler, that'd be lovely

And the wheels!
(Unless it is just the angle of the photo that makes them look massive)??

 

[Tunst]

And the wheels!
(Unless it is just the angle of the photo that makes them look massive)??

Look like prima racing one, 17" iirc

 

[JT172]

One I got the other week down purfleet, Thurrock area

 

[Mickb]

Tunst

 

[cat171]

Anyone remember that massive c**t Ballcrusher?

I think it was a demo car for one of his mates who did exhausts (it did look pants though) I met the dude a few times, I liked him.

 

[kpowell911]

Kpowell - were you 'crazy clio' or something like that a few years ago ?

A few of these were on here a while ago.

The Vee reps are p*ss funny! I like those lol!

There was one with that yeah, I think it had a massive diamond on the boot too ?

Aye thats me

 

[Stu172cup]

I'm going to add this Trophy here.

Because stanced lol poor trophy

 

[cat171]

Aye thats me

Cool, when I saw the car I remembered.

 

[kaz19880]

anyone rememeber the clio that used to be in the body kit adds in fastcar and max power it was a mk1 clio with lexus is200 rear lights on it think it was a myhneer kit or delta had a look cant find it anywhere >.<

 

[grantynp3]

 

[spexx]

A Guy posted that in the flesh not so long ago!

Thats mine and I love it to be honest. Working on it now lol.

 

[cat171]

anyone rememeber the clio that used to be in the body kit adds in fastcar and max power it was a mk1 clio with lexus is200 rear lights on it think it was a myhneer kit or delta had a look cant find it anywhere >.<

Yep, the 'Incredible Hulk' Clio! It was a piece of crap even when when it was in the mag! It even have two different sized exhausts too.






It's no wonder Mynheer went bust!

 

[jackfm]

Because you're clio needs a chrome outline right?

 

[cat171]

Mynheer screwed up a lot of Clios!

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& the hulk one again

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[CrippsCorner]

Because you're clio needs a chrome outline right?

That picture was taken just down the road to me. It was well known round these parts (for being completely s**t, obviously) haven't seen it for years now but last time I did it had 75% of all that crap taken off it.