The 'terrible clio' thread

[Mr Plums]

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=37499

WOW!

Ktec FTW!

Clio v6 rep??

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=15269

 

[Knuckles]

 

[Knuckles]

Yep, the 'Incredible Hulk' Clio! It was a piece of crap even when when it was in the mag! It even have two different sized exhausts too.

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It's no wonder Mynheer went bust!

Not bad for a bird

 

[cat171]

Apart from the fact that she appears to have left her t*ts at home.

 

[Gokhan]

 

[Wee_Billy_92]

^^ im thinking that maybe just maybe that needs more "lows"

 

[Wee_Billy_92]

Oh dear!

 

[wiley]

i wonder whats happened to all these modded sheds. i remember seeing them down the streets all the time

 

[ed55j]

 

[Scrooge]

That picture was taken just down the road to me. It was well known round these parts (for being completely s**t, obviously) haven't seen it for years now but last time I did it had 75% of all that crap taken off it.

Beckton Asda isn't it?

 

[CrippsCorner]

Nope Shoebury.

 

[Ko-chan]

Someone beat the images from my eyes. It looks bad enough but Art cans?? Really?? cheap s**t probably make it loose power.

 

[brad259]

 

[jim cook]

Great read this Lol

 

[Dolan]

Struggling to see the problem myself.

I don't get the hate of the facebook page, think a few people just need to get over it tbh lol.

You get more hate off here

 

[Ed.200]

Came across this

bargain for £794 lol
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...ed,nearlynew,new/radius/1500/page/1?logcode=p

 

[BoatNonce]

Perfect colour for me.

 

[Welsh.Dan]

Omfg!! That's f**king stunning!!

 

[1812lsd]

Came across this

bargain for £794 lol
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...ed,nearlynew,new/radius/1500/page/1?logcode=p

I've had the mispleasure of seeing that in the flesh also!
http://www.cliosport.net/forum/show...-clio-thread&p=9989847&viewfull=1#post9989847

 

[Ed.200]

I've had the mispleasure of seeing that in the flesh also!

Well now you can go buy it lol
Didn't read the thread, didn't expect it to be that special, although you can't really miss it!

 

[Welsh.Dan]

This thread is gold..... Laughing my head off. Especially the v6 reps. Gotta love wide arch bodykits when they leave wheels/track standard. Wish I had pics of some of the ones back home... Some horrific ones about. Glad times have moved on.

All I can hope for is that most of these examples have been crushed by now.... Lol

 

[Welsh.Dan]

How hasn't anyone uploaded this gem yet?!

Underside of car must be flat bottomed a la F1 race car, so didn't have room for exhaust boxes. Had to stick them on the rear

 

[Welsh.Dan]

*LOL @ tie fighter space ship steering wheel!! Now spotting that

 

[Welsh.Dan]

Found what has to be the ultimate horrific interior in any car full stop. Poor Clio...... Why?!.....

In fairness though, I have been looking to jazz my headlights up but couldn't think what I could do......

That's the answer. But I'm more of a zebra print man myself.....

Any detailers reading this? Do they do diamonte friendly wheel cleaner?

 

[Welsh.Dan]

What is it with foreigners abusing Clios?!
No so bad from front.... The rear is the money shot!

Here it is...

Another fetching interior.

I don't recall the whole animal print era? Must have been a foreign thing? Gutted. May do an animal print revival this weekend, badger gear gator maybe?

 

[steph972]

Found what has to be the ultimate horrific interior in any car full stop. Poor Clio...... Why?!.....

EPIC !!

 

[Welsh.Dan]

EPIC !!

Yeah. Enough said

It's even more epic than I'd imagined though..... Upon closer inspection I can see it has led gear knob and led strips on a pillars! And to top it off a disco ball hanging from mirror. Pure class .....

 

[Paul.M]

Brilliant updates, that steering wheel must be awkward if you quickly go to grab where there isn't actually a wheel!

 

[Welsh.Dan]

Brilliant updates, that steering wheel must be awkward if you quickly go to grab where there isn't actually a wheel!

Lol. Yeah! Can't be legal? Surely your wheel needs to be 'complete' to even be classed as a wheel?! Lol

 

[Paul.M]

Lol. Yeah! Can't be legal? Surely your wheel needs to be 'complete' to even be classed as a wheel?! Lol

haha! Mot failure on 'half of steering wheel missing'

 

[blburied]

How hasn't anyone uploaded this gem yet?!

Underside of car must be flat bottomed a la F1 race car, so didn't have room for exhaust boxes. Had to stick them on the rear

Looks like Keefleh Trade Centre innit.

 

[jim cook]

OMG !!