Things you didnt know about your clio

[ashbrown]

ok as many of you know clio's can do certain things that most people dont know about so if you know something or have figured something out post on here.

 

[ashbrown]

To get us going auto locking doors - Start your engine hold the lock button on the dash for about 5 seconds you will hear a beep, you now have auto lock doors

 

[treemanx]

Front tyres wear quicker than back...

 

[ashbrown]

think thats all front drive cars dude

 

[Hazza]

They're a girls car.

 

[Beef-Mc]

It's actually grey, not silver

 

[ilovewilly]

I know a thread like this already exists.

 

[treemanx]

think thats all front drive cars dude

Lol was mocking the guy who posted a thread wondering why his front tyres were more worn

 

[Gandi69]

Theres a vent in the glovebox to keep things cool from the A/C (food I assume). Also pumps out hot air which may be an issue if you forget and switch the heater on.

 

[SimonR.]

A set of torx keys and you can take the whole car apart

 

[ashbrown]

Lol was mocking the guy who posted a thread wondering why his front tyres were more worn

hahaha i saw that...... for a second i thought we had two less than smart people in one day!

 

[ashbrown]

They're a girls car.

good one mate, a Suzuki Ignis isnt really a mans car now is it :S

 

[Goodj]

Pouring thousands of pounds into a Shopping-edition Clio does not result in having an RS Clio, contrary to popular belief

 

[Kane.]

I didnt know my car had been crashed and resprayed until after i bought it.

 

[Hazza]

good one mate, a Suzuki Ignis isnt really a mans car now is it :S

LOL no need for that!

 

[akimbo-slice]

you can have sex with 4 girls at once in the back of a clio if you fold the seats down.

 

[Gandi69]

you can have sex with 4 girls at once in the back of a clio if you fold the seats down.

You CAN but did YOU?

 

[Simon@SprayShack]

you can have sex with 4 girls at once in the back of a clio if you fold the seats down.

Or one fat one with the backs seats and windows down.

 

[akimbo-slice]

You CAN but did YOU?

You would'nt
Expect it would you seeing as i drive a clio
Some girls just cant get enough though, gotta love college.

:rasp:

 

[akimbo-slice]

Or one fat one with the backs seats and windows down.

and the spare tyre out so she could replace it with hers hahahaha

 

[.Andy.]

You would'nt
Expect it would you seeing as i drive a clio
Some girls just cant get enough though, gotta love college.

:rasp:

Haha you can dream college boy

 

[akimbo-slice]

Haha you can dream college boy

 

[Gandi69]

and the spare tyre out so she could replace it with hers hahahaha

I aint got a spare in mine!
Anyway lets see some pics of these fine young ladies. I hope they arent butter trolls

 

[HartZ]

The bulb under the passengers wingmirror is actually a temperature gauge.. Amazing

 

[Dan]

The bulb under the passengers wingmirror is actually a temperature gauge.. Amazing

Always wondered what that was!
always get asked whats that for but could never answer lol

 

[daddycool]

To get us going auto locking doors - Start your engine hold the lock button on the dash for about 5 seconds you will hear a beep, you now have auto lock doors

does it work the other way? i've managed to lock my keys in once with the engine running.

 

[daddycool]

I didnt know my car had been crashed and resprayed until after i bought it.

sorry, made me smirk. in this context, it was funny.

 

[Matt W]

You get a NOS-like boost if you turn the air conditioning off.

 

[GeorgeH]

You get a NOS-like boost if you turn the air conditioning off.

Mine doesn't have a/c, this mean it's super fast?

 

[Joe R26]

anyone know what the little square bit is at the bottom of the windscreen in the centre?

 

[Matt W]

Sensor for the auto wipers or lights?

 

[DrR]

Errr i can't answer this, cos anything I didn't know, I now know. So nothing?

 

[DrR]

Sensor for the auto wipers or lights?

It's a bit that has no UV protection on it, so can put toll road thing in it.

 

[Fletcher]

anyone know what the little square bit is at the bottom of the windscreen in the centre?

IIRC it's for european motorway passes.

 

[Will.]

Push the go pedal that little bit more and it activates a switch for the v-tec y0.

 

[Matt W]

IIRC it's for european motorway passes.

Interesting. Don't think I have one

 

[Curtis!]

To get us going auto locking doors - Start your engine hold the lock button on the dash for about 5 seconds you will hear a beep, you now have auto lock doors

Cheers dude didn't know that!

 

[Joe R26]

always wondered what it was for!

 

[MikeoftheQuays]

The one press window thingy is the only thing I have learned really.

The square on the windscreen and the auto-locking doors are both mentioned in the manual btw.

 

[tpivette]

Yeah sometimes my windows will roll down with one touch, others not! What is the trick there?