What have you guys beat in your clios

[lw182]

Bought a clio 182 about aa month ago and just finished fitting a new clutch. was wandering what cars you had encountered on the roads and what a clio 182 is able to beat

 

[Stiamh-JM]

Absolutely obliterated a base spec VW Up the other day, old Derek on his way for his morning paper didn't know what hit him, get f**ked, Derek.

 

[Cub.]

Ah, Easter holidays.

IBTL.

 

[Steve1986]

Destroyed the eardrums of a woman driving a convertible Mini earlier when I sent it past her at full chat through a tunnel

 

[Toby]

My 1.6 16v once out cornered an M3.

True story.

 

[donnylad]

Smashed an Audi R8, pussy wouldn’t even go through red lights!

 

[Stuflac]

My meat

 

[McGherkin]

my ginger stepchild.

 

[Steve1986]

^his ginger stepchild

 

[-Jamie-]

Prince Philip

 

[brisa4984]

I beat a GTR once but i think the driver was watching a jerk off instruction video

 

[clio tyres]

I know of someone who beat a Fabia VRS

 

[OssPoop]

I know of someone who beat a Fabia VRS

And with oven gloves on too.

 

[Eddie555]

My Clio beats me all the time. Especially when it comes to fixing the f**king thing. But dont worry i get it back by beating the c**t with hammer..[emoji15]

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[AdDaMan]

I know of someone who beat a Fabia VRS

Is that @MarkCup ?

 

[andy_coops]

Can’t remember beating anything but I once fought the law in it and the law won.

I’ll get my coat.

 

[Cub.]

Is that @MarkCup ?

Unsure, didn’t see spreadsheets.

 

[andy_coops]

And I once had to beat Ronnie Pickering in it too. He said he didn’t know who I was.

I’ll stop now.

 

[RustyMojo]

even if I managed to actually get involved in a race on public roads and went faster than someone else, I’d still be a plump middle age bloke in a Renault Clio, which would still make me the massive loser that I really am.

 

[Louis]

A Vauxhall corsa overtook me today

 

[RustyMojo]

A Vauxhall corsa overtook me today

Savage

 

[Christopher]

Ahhh, 2008.

 

[McGherkin]

CLIO VS FERRARI

 

[Amos91]

It's 2021, a basic diesel barge is faster now.

 

[Archtronics]

New works van would probably give the Clio a run for it’s money tbh.

 

[Yarp]

Not much. My low boost turbo one is barely faster than the wife’s diesel 5 series. Proper did a 4 up corsa a while back though

 

[yeecup]

ferrari f40

 

[DomP182]

Get a bike, then you can go proper fast to the point it's hard to roll off the throttle.

 

[McGherkin]

Get a bike, then you can go proper fast to the point it's hard to roll off the throttle.

I find it hard to roll out of bed in the morning, is that the same thing?

 

[DomP182]

Pretty much mate

I find it hard to roll out of bed in the morning, is that the same thing?

 

[Ray Gin]

Bought a clio 182 about aa month ago and just finished fitting a new clutch. was wandering what cars you had encountered on the roads and what a clio 182 is able to beat

bare cars fam. say no more

 

[Willo40]

Welcome to CS, Mods make sure he doesn't try and refund his membership charge.....

 

[mgregson1980]

I hadn’t beaten much in all fairness, until I found out that each additional sticker on the car is worth 5 BHP. I can now beat almost anything in the road, although my car looks like a Panini album.


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[L99merde]

I had a 182 back in the day but I never put aa clutch in it to be fair, so I’ve never beaten anything with it! I have a Jazz now, with a clutch in it and goes like stink!!

 

[MiseryStreak]

I beat my whippet once. He ran after my car and I didn’t want him to get run over so I booted it. He’s got the legs on the little French shitbox from 0-38 mph, but after that I smoked the skinny little c**t.

 

[MRBILLYUK]

I think the OP has wondered, wandered, wond........off.

 

[R3k1355]

It's 2021, a basic diesel barge is faster now.

They were ten years ago too.

 

[Steve1986]

I think the OP has wondered, wandered, wond........off.

Probably driving round trying to find someone to race, but can't ever catch up with anyone to ask

 

[MonkeyKnifeFight]

What havent i beat

 

[Ex-User (99307)]

Got done off the lights by a V40 D2 yesterday.