What the fcuking fcuk?? (Incredibly NWS)

[Gally]

Dan could actually make anyone laugh. Anyone. Brilliant stuff!

 

[Tim.]

I was in a Brothel once, in the que so to speak, and a there was a man there, wearing slippers, wtching Telly on the sofa. When the 'girl' came out and said ''NEXT!'' the guy looked at me so I said go on mate, you were before me...

He said ''No, you can go first, i'll go after...''

I didn't know weather to laugh or cry. I was on drugs, drunk, sat in the hood with a man in slippers asking me to go first on a hooker.

It was a mirror, wasn't it?!

 

[eves]

Daniel your actually a legend. I litteraly just laughed so loud

 

[Tomo 172]

Daniel you hero, love reading your storys of drunken nights haha

 

[danh90]

Your stories are immense would love a boozing session with you lol

 

[Coby.]

Tears!! Honestly my eyes are watering from laughing at Dans tales.

This and the blokes buying his furniture are 2 of my favourites that come to mind.

 

[Bluebeard]

^^I forgot about that, cheeky fcukers thought it was free to collector!!

Your stories are immense would love a boozing session with you lol

I'm lame now mate. This was years ago!

This thread really has gone in some random directions.

 

[Cookie]

It still fits the title well though Dan. "What the fcuking fcuk??" could be the title of your autobiography. "How a young Bristolian stumbled and felt his way through the world"

 

[Bluebeard]

Young?

I like you.

 

[chilleyd]

Daniel, every story you tell I imagine the boy in your Profile pic, Is the guy in the story no top on pulling that face constantly, I am in tears!

 

[Liamm]

Right, I think i've caught up with this thread, I'm following that paige lass too.
This thread moves soo quick!

Also asked her for a "shout out" for Cliosport.

 

[Ray Gin]

I unfollowed her, such an asw. Cringeworthy IMO.

Oh I'm glad I'm not the only person to have fingered a hooker!

 

[Pacman.]

The licenses you would have to have to have would be ridiculous mate anyway aren't brothels frowned upon in the eyes of the law .

That's why Germany is Awesome

http://www.saunaclubharem.de/fkk-girls-hannover

 

[Silent_Scone]

I was in a Brothel once, in the que so to speak, and a there was a man there, wearing slippers, wtching Telly on the sofa. When the 'girl' came out and said ''NEXT!'' the guy looked at me so I said go on mate, you were before me...

He said ''No, you can go first, i'll go after...''

lol....


Can we have signatures on here please? I want this as mine. This place needs a memory bank for your tom foolery.

Why the f**k isn't there a quotes thread?

 

[welshname]

Ohhh starting a "CS best ever quotes" thread would be awesome.

 

[LewDew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhgUeY1BExk&sns=em

For all you outsiders.

 

[JoedotwasT5phy]

So basically, this thread is now the Friday thread?

"Fridays on CS Are Back"

 

[slob]

Is someone actually going to get that Paige lass to do a CS flag lol.

 

[Chapster5]

I was going to ask but I don't know how to work Twitter.

 

[DrR]

I ended up mistakenly in a Gay brothel once, sat in the waiting room with a few mates, looked around noticed pictures of naked men all over the walls, and shortly after the "Gay times" sat on the table. f**k me we left swiftly, actually ran off.

 

[Eddie.]

I ended up mistakenly in a Gay brothel once, sat in the waiting room with a few mates, looked around noticed pictures of naked men all over the walls, and shortly after the "Gay times" sat on the table. f**k me we left swiftly, actually ran off.

Yeah, of course.

 

[DrR]

We asked the taxi driver to take us to one, he either dropped us of there as a joke, or just assumed we were a load of bumders.

 

[Eddie.]

FLOL!

Both scenarios, said taxi driver is a comedy act!

 

[meves]

If you asked the taxi driver to take you to a gay brothel then surely he took you to the right place? Does that also explain the German move?

 

[DrR]

FLOL, yes i'm moving to Germany just for the Gay Brothels.

 

[meves]

Phew I was worried it was for something sensible like work!

 

[Chip-mk1]

Ive often considered moving to germany and have always said it is because I love the hardcore ring action, but in view of this thread I must reword how I describe my trips to the worlds best racetrack.

 

[meves]

If paige doesn't work out then I think that @dirtykinkybitch might well deliver

 

[Toby]

I think we should try and get any dirty **** off the Internet to hang something out of her muffty with a CS logo on the end that's not up her. First one to do it goes into CS hall of fame.

 

[Liamm]

I already asked for a CS mention lastnight. I have no reply

"A forum for clios, not as gay as people think" on a flag hanging out of her.

 

[Deeg]

We asked the taxi driver to take us to one, he either dropped us of there as a joke, or just assumed we were a load of bumders.

My Mum used to be a taxi driver, and when she got a group of out of towners who were bell ends or rude, she'd always drop them at one of the gay bars.

 

[Sir_Dave]

Ive often considered moving to germany and have always said it is because I love the hardcore ring action, but in view of this thread I must reword how I describe my trips to the worlds best racetrack.

Cherry Bar in Adenau is quite good when your on a 'ring trip apparently ...

 

[Eddie.]

Cherry Bar in Adenau is quite good when your on a 'ring trip apparently ...

What's this now?

Did I miss out on Adenau treats?!

 

[Chip-mk1]

Cherry Bar in Adenau is quite good when your on a 'ring trip apparently ...

I'll mention it to the mrs on our next trip over, lol

 

[welshname]

I already asked for a CS mention lastnight. I have no reply

"A forum for clios, not as gay as people think" on a flag hanging out of her.

Lmfao! That would be awesome

 

[Heez]

Ronaldo, any update?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Ronaldo, any update?

No answer yet. I'll chase it up after I've demolished this Chinese takeaway

 

[DaveDreads]

If she goes for the gearnob f*ck, then can we add that she wear a Policeman's tit helmet
and an I <3 CS sticker on here tits?

You could blag your old classic Mini girlfriend is called Claire Shufflebottom or something.

 

[welshname]

Stop stealing my idea! Daveron what's cracking?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I'm trying to think of a way of sending a message to this Roxy tart without using Facebook. I've sent 2 emails to her hotmail but she's either not checking them or ignoring them lol