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What the fcuking fcuk?? (Incredibly NWS)

Dan could actually make anyone laugh. Anyone. Brilliant stuff!
 
Daniel said:
I was in a Brothel once, in the que so to speak, and a there was a man there, wearing slippers, wtching Telly on the sofa. When the 'girl' came out and said ''NEXT!'' the guy looked at me so I said go on mate, you were before me...

He said ''No, you can go first, i'll go after...''

I didn't know weather to laugh or cry. I was on drugs, drunk, sat in the hood with a man in slippers asking me to go first on a hooker.
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It was a mirror, wasn't it?!
 
Tears!! Honestly my eyes are watering from laughing at Dans tales.

This and the blokes buying his furniture are 2 of my favourites that come to mind.
 
^^I forgot about that, cheeky fcukers thought it was free to collector!!

danh90 said:
Your stories are immense would love a boozing session with you lol
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I'm lame now mate. This was years ago!

This thread really has gone in some random directions.
 
It still fits the title well though Dan. "What the fcuking fcuk??" could be the title of your autobiography. "How a young Bristolian stumbled and felt his way through the world"
 
Daniel, every story you tell I imagine the boy in your Profile pic, Is the guy in the story no top on pulling that face constantly, I am in tears!
 
Right, I think i've caught up with this thread, I'm following that paige lass too.
This thread moves soo quick!

Also asked her for a "shout out" for Cliosport.
 
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I unfollowed her, such an asw. Cringeworthy IMO.

Oh I'm glad I'm not the only person to have fingered a hooker! :cool:
 
Daniel said:
I was in a Brothel once, in the que so to speak, and a there was a man there, wearing slippers, wtching Telly on the sofa. When the 'girl' came out and said ''NEXT!'' the guy looked at me so I said go on mate, you were before me...

He said ''No, you can go first, i'll go after...''
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lol....


Can we have signatures on here please? I want this as mine. This place needs a memory bank for your tom foolery.

Why the f**k isn't there a quotes thread?
 
I ended up mistakenly in a Gay brothel once, sat in the waiting room with a few mates, looked around noticed pictures of naked men all over the walls, and shortly after the "Gay times" sat on the table. f**k me we left swiftly, actually ran off.
 
We asked the taxi driver to take us to one, he either dropped us of there as a joke, or just assumed we were a load of bumders.
 
If you asked the taxi driver to take you to a gay brothel then surely he took you to the right place? Does that also explain the German move?
 
Ive often considered moving to germany and have always said it is because I love the hardcore ring action, but in view of this thread I must reword how I describe my trips to the worlds best racetrack.
 
I think we should try and get any dirty **** off the Internet to hang something out of her muffty with a CS logo on the end that's not up her. First one to do it goes into CS hall of fame.
 
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I already asked for a CS mention lastnight. I have no reply :(

"A forum for clios, not as gay as people think" on a flag hanging out of her.
 
DrRollo said:
We asked the taxi driver to take us to one, he either dropped us of there as a joke, or just assumed we were a load of bumders.
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My Mum used to be a taxi driver, and when she got a group of out of towners who were bell ends or rude, she'd always drop them at one of the gay bars.
 
If she goes for the gearnob f*ck, then can we add that she wear a Policeman's tit helmet
and an I <3 CS sticker on here tits?

You could blag your old classic Mini girlfriend is called Claire Shufflebottom or something.
 
I'm trying to think of a way of sending a message to this Roxy tart without using Facebook. I've sent 2 emails to her hotmail but she's either not checking them or ignoring them lol
 
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