If you have any questions, email me through eBay and I will judge you based on your level of the use of the English language and decide if I want to reply or not. If you refer to me as ''m8'' or any other text speak, I will assume you are a tool and I don't wish to deal with tools. I am a simple man and want a simple life. You come, you pay, you drink my tea, you leave. See? Simple.
Q:What brand of tea do you serve?
A:Whatever is the cheapest. I'm skint as I spent all my money on this.
I can't believe how much it's up to already!