Slacker
Indeed. And now I think I may have an even lazier plan. It goes a little like this...
Take the large OE unit...
Trim the body and the switch cover to make it more compact...
Cut a groove for the wires to sit in, and file down a circular section to make it flush...
And mount to the rear of the wheel...
Then all I'd have to do it mark the front of the wheel with decals so I know what the buttons lurking behind actually do.
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be seen at all when in the driver's seat. The only downside is that they won't be in very easy reach, but for the amount of times they are used I don't see that as an issue.
Now all I need is a good way of attaching the plastic mounts to the metal wheel. I'm thinking the only option would be to bond it with some sort of adhesive?