Anal ford lover summarises Clio owners ....

[James1470]

Having a discussion with a mate who used to be on here, said I should share his mates evaluation of Clio owners....
I'd imagine as the day goes on this will develop nicely. He's happy to bang out abuse but doesn't like being set straight about his Matt black cinquecento!

"Clio has to be the chavist car ever made. Bought buy morons that think its a Veyron, and an f1 car"

does anyone on here act like that?

 

[l33th3tr33]

Just let him think that, he won't look quite so smug when he's redlining his cheesywanko and gets taken by a Clio in 2nd gear. People like that just need to be left alone in their own little bubble. But by all means, flame on for te lulz.

 

[Poopensharten]

I'm so offended.

 

[Feirny]

I want to ban him, make him sign up so I can ban him FFS. Outraged.

 

[Davidmay96]

I'm so offended.

So am I :shock:

How dare that man says such a thing!

 

[James1470]

Lol I'm not offended. Just having a good laugh at him .... He's just told me I can't really comment oh how cars handle because 200's handle like s**t .............

 

[Dan@SJM]

He's only jealous that Renault have managed to overcome their rust issues

 

[Liam B]

Mate at work calls me a girl because I drive a 182. He thinks all clios are "girls cars". He also thinks his 2L 5d ford zetec can corner better then my cup .

 

[Advikaz]

HAHA I love people like this, hours of fun.

 

[Knuckles]

I didnt read 'ford' in the title... Selector dyslexia ftl

tell him in a really deadpan way 'but, they are, they are f1 cars, how do you think Renault develop their performance products?: by testing them on the renaultsport road cars'... Or something like that

 

[James1470]

Lol yea. I get that off these lot I think there brain development Is slow!

 

[Joe#]

They are quick cars. I've never been overtaken, not even once.

 

[Adamm.]

He drives a matt black cinquecento and says Clios are crap? LOL! He sounds like a moron.

I also want what drugs he's been having... Clios eat anything in the twisties including veyrons everybody knows that ffs.

P.S You should show him this thread.

 

[Briggo]

But it is an F1 car, brum brum meep meep!

 

[Jaff.]

He has a point

 

[Knuckles]

They are quick cars. I've never been overtaken, not even once.

​Especially not even once.

But it is an F1 car, brum brum meep meep!

I've got that tune from the top gear radio episode now 'I am driving on my car, listening to Jeremy clarkson'

 

[Jaff.]

I also don't see what difference it makes wether he likes ford and drives a fiat?

 

[Knuckles]

He doesn't know clios are the best hatches on the road

 

[James1470]

"Sorry the only decent Renault is the 5 turbo and the Williams. Nothing Renault make is better than a ford. End of"

latest quote ....

 

[Poopensharten]

This is your mate;

 

[Dave..]

Lol yea. I get that off these lot I think there brain development Is slow!

Whenever making sweeping statements, I always try to make sure my reply doesn't have silly little errors

 

[Spinksy]

This is your mate;

Just don't touch his ear muffs!!!!

 

[McGherkin]

My parents got lumped with a Cinquento once as a courtesy car. Handled like s**t, didn't move and the rear arches actually protruded through the rear seat - Bare metal.

Oh, and I thought this thread was going to be about Gally.

 

[Bluebeard]

Ford > Renault.

 

[Spinksy]

Ford > Everything.

EFA

 

[Mr Burns]

There are lots of people out there who think Clio's are crap, along with people who think Ford's are crap... There's always someone slagging off something... Who cares?

 

[Joe#]

There are lots of people out there who think Clio's are crap, along with people who think Ford's are crap... There's always someone slagging off something... Who cares?

This to be honest. I don't drive my car for other people to like. I drive it because I like it.

 

[Gally]

I'm guessing you think he's wrong?

 

[Poopensharten]

^LOL.

Here we go, this will be good.

 

[Luke.]

Mate at work calls me a girl because I drive a 182. He thinks all clios are "girls cars". He also thinks his 2L 5d ford zetec can corner better then my cup .

I get this aswell! But the ironic thing about it is that he drives a lime green VW beetle cabriolet with a flower stuck to the dash.. Ha.

 

[Chip-mk1]

Can someone explain to me the link between being an anal ford love and the matt black cinqeunto mention?

Is it your friend has the matt black abortion and then his friend who is into fords said the thing about clios?

 

[Adamm.]

RS Clio faster than Fiesta ST

R26 Megane faster than Focus ST.. Much more to be said? lol

 

[Chip-mk1]

RS Clio faster than Fiesta ST

R26 Megane faster than Focus ST.. Much more to be said? lol

Yeah, could you just point out the renaults that are better than an RS200 ford or a rally spec mk1 escort?


lol

 

[Gally]

RS Clio faster than Fiesta ST

R26 Megane faster than Focus ST.. Much more to be said? lol

I love when people make themselves look stupid. Just out of curiosity Adam which Renault was the Frs competing with?

 

[James1470]

Can someone explain to me the link between being an anal ford love and the matt black cinqeunto mention?

Is it your friend has the matt black abortion and then his friend who is into fords said the thing about clios?

Lol
no mate. I was discussing something on facebook with a friend, and his other friend piped up with his dilusional ford comments, and turns out he drives that shed.

 

[Gally]

^LOL.

Here we go, this will be good.

Flol! You're too uptight these days big boi! You know i'm on the wind up! This place is getting worse than the bloody Ford forums for defensiveness!

 

[Kyle 86]

Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily

 

[Adamm.]

Yeah, could you just point out the renaults that are better than an RS200 ford or a rally spec mk1 escort?


lol

There's no Renault similar or with a similar target audience as the RS200 though is there? If there was then again renault probably would have been faster.

As for Mk1 escort ever heard of the Renault A110? lol.

 

[Chip-mk1]

Lol
no mate. I was discussing something on facebook with a friend, and his other friend piped up with his dilusional ford comments, and turns out he drives that shed.

So he is obsessed with fords and thinks they are awesome, and drives a matt black rubbish fiat?

 

[Chip-mk1]

There's no Renault similar or with a similar target audience as the RS200 though is there? If there was then again renault probably would have been faster.

You are a "special" guy.

As for Mk1 escort ever heard of the Renault A110? lol.

In fact, a very "special" guy