It's because you're all lazy b*****ds living in a valley! If you go anywhere, you have toclimb 20 miles up a f**king mountain
In fairness though, I'd rather live there than Ingerland....
*Hides*
Whys that then matey??
The mountains should make us fit and healthy...But with the work shy cu nts we have up here they all roll about watching their 40in plasma's wi a finger up there chuff's!