Sunburn - sorry for the delay in replying - been busy mending the car
ABS light came on - my fault, cable got caught and snapped
Airbag light came on - no idea why - had it reset - hasn't come back on
Windscreen got cracked on the M1 on Tuesday
Oil change ready for Ten of the Best on Sunday
In answer to your questions:
A Clio 172 cup would embarrass most standard Coupes around a track like Cadwell. Only a handul of Coupes have sufficient handling mods to stay with a well-piloted Cup (remember the Coupe is a 14 year old design and the floorpan is Tipo-based, so the basic design is even older than that - the Cup is far more up to date)
On a track like Silverstone the Coupe will just romp away from the Clio down the straights and in the long sweepers and the Cio wouldn't get time to claw it back round the tighter stuff.
On the road, its almost irrelevent, as the person willing to take the biggest risk with other people's lives will win every time - not my cup of tea, thanks.
By the way - useless info for the day and probably one of the biggest mis-informations about the Coupe (along with the £1,200 cambelt change myth, which can be done for less than £400). The Coupe WASN'T designed by Pinifarina (although the interior was) - it was designed by Chris Bangle (of recent BMW infamy) when he worked for Fiat Centro Style.
The reason I could take the DB9 and the 911 was simply because it wasn't from a standing start. At my age, I'm a realist about what car I have and I'm not about to claim I can take RWD supercars from standstill. The Coupe is 1310kg and FWD, so its always going to suffer. 0-60 is NOT what the Coupe is about. However, once rolling, the range of power is massive (spools up at 3,500 and rev limits at 7,300). My 0-100 is enough to catch the 911 and DB9 after they get the jump on me and after 100, I'm simply reeling them in.
Now - if you want to see a REALLY fast Coupe (along with some other handy stuff like a 1200bhp Supra, 800bhp EVO, 700bhp Ford Granada Mk2 etc etc), get yourself to Elvington airfield this Sunday for TOTB. The Coupe boys are crossing our fingers for victory in the FWD class at the top speed event. Last year, we managed a win with a 500bhp Coupe getting 167mph after a mile from a standing start. This year, the top Coupe has over 600bhp
BTW - thanks for all the comments - good or bad - great to be a visitor on another one-make forum where they actually realise there are some other cars around worth talking about.