Al, my girlfriend took it upon herself to name your car for you.
She had a look at it, and saw your registration. Her first words were "Why the f**k did he have his name written on his number plates?"...
Anyway, she has named it "Juanita Tennenbaum Vaginosis"... Or "Juan" for short... No idea why she chose a name originating from somewhere in the Americas, but as I said, she can be a bit of a tw*t. In hindsight, it may have something to do with the time she bumped her head after I pushed her down the stairs.
Just in case you wondered, we just held the official naming ceremony in our living room, sorry we didn't invite you, but it was a bit of an impromptu affair if I'm honest. We had a picture of your 200 on my iPad and propped it up by the fireplace, we then sang a hymn (sorry, we couldn't find a bible, so we used a Haynes Manual) and made a toast to the car with a glass of Tescos Finest Cava.
We wish her many happy miles to come.
Seeing as it was an improvised ceremony, we will only be charging you 75% of our usual fee.
I shall PM you with an invoice shortly, we accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and wire transfer via Western Union.
Regards,
Alexiooo & Faye Car Naming Services Ltd.