CSF22 ClioSport Festival 2022 - Book Tickets Now!

[Touring_Rob]

Send hugs and prayers please boys and girls.

My new driveshaft has just arrived for the clio and if it doesn’t work, I’ve got a very busy morning tomorrow, getting my van ready to take on track. The same van that hasn’t moved for a good 4+months and has road tyres. And a 2+year overdue cambelt. And no roll cage.

Fml.

Good luck mate. It will work.

 

[Crayola]

If anyone sees a fat c**t next to a blue Clio feel free to come over and say hello. You'll have to say your forum name and then your real name because I'm not a gimp and I'm not going to call you by your handle🤣

 

[DaveDreads]

If anyone sees a fat c**t next to a blue Clio feel free to come over and say hello. You'll have to say your forum name and then your real name because I'm not a gimp and I'm not going to call you by your handle🤣

I still don't know @Filters real name, he told me once but I forgot.

 

[GiT]

I, however, respond to GiT and will be identifiable by the sandals.

 

[MarkCup]

Gloves. Awesome ones. Say no more.

 

[DaveDreads]

Gloves. Awesome ones. Say no more.

Say hello to your new username. @Sunglasses_Ron

 

[Clio_fool]

Just scream "RAT!" and I'll appear ready to Yeet the c**t into someone's car 🐀.

 

[G. Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

Are we all going to print out some low resolution, 5 year old memes and pass them around like a real life funny pictures thread?

 

[Clio_fool]

Are we all going to print out some low resolution, 5 year old memes and pass them around like a real life funny pictures thread?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I still don't know @Filters real name, he told me once but I forgot.

Blodwyn isn’t it?

 

[Filters]

Blodwyn isn’t it?

It's Bryn. Don't ask about the fishing trip.

 

[DaveDreads]

I thought it was Shadwell?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I thought it was Shadwell?

Ello, Shadwell ‘ere

 

[Filters]

I thought it was Shadwell?

I'm sorry, I don't understand this. Is it an old person thing.

Edit - Just seen what @Sunglasses_Ron put - Must be an old person thing

 

[Big_Steve_T]

If anyone sees a fat c**t next to a blue Clio feel free to come over and say hello. You'll have to say your forum name and then your real name because I'm not a gimp and I'm not going to call you by your handle🤣

if it’s not @Yorkshire Pudding , it could be me! 🤣🤣

 

[DaveDreads]

I'm sorry, I don't understand this. Is it an old person thing.

Edit - Just seen what @Sunglasses_Ron put - Must be an old person thing

It was on in the 90's, when you were still potty training.

 

[Filters]

It was on in the 90's, when you were still potty training.

As I suspected, one for the old folk to enjoy. Ahhh, it's nice that they let you out now and again isn't it...

 

[Clio_fool]

As I suspected, one for the old folk to enjoy. Ahhh, it's nice that they let you out now and again isn't it...

I got it straightaway 😭.

 

[Jamesstone]

Evening guys & girls,

Emailed the contact page without a response earlier this week so hoping some one here can advise as we draw closer to the event - I had booked on early for entrance/dinner and afternoon track time to finally get along to this years Cliosport festival in the 172 Cup but sadly I managed to de-glove my big toe at the weekend mountain biking in Wales



Surgery has put me back together but I'm not gonna be able to drive Saturday especially coming all the way from London so just wondered what my options were regarding possible refund or selling my spot?

Have to try again next year!



Thanks in advance,
James

 

[Crayola]

That was silly wasn't it

 

[Ben]

If anyone sees a fat c**t next to a blue Clio feel free to come over and say hello. You'll have to say your forum name and then your real name because I'm not a gimp and I'm not going to call you by your handle🤣

Hello yorkie puds, I’m Ben, my real name is also Ben.

Like this?

 

[G. Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

I managed to de-glove my big toe at the weekend mountain biking in Wales

That sounds like something I want to avoid, how did you manage that?

While we're on the subject of gloves, what do people recommend? Don't want to get my nice new wheel covered in panic sweat on Saturday

 

[Crayola]

Hello yorkie puds, I’m Ben, my real name is also Ben.

Like this?

I shall call you Bill

 

[Cub.]

Evening guys & girls,

Emailed the contact page without a response earlier this week so hoping some one here can advise as we draw closer to the event - I had booked on early for entrance/dinner and afternoon track time to finally get along to this years Cliosport festival in the 172 Cup but sadly I managed to de-glove my big toe at the weekend mountain biking in Wales

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Surgery has put me back together but I'm not gonna be able to drive Saturday especially coming all the way from London so just wondered what my options were regarding possible refund or selling my spot?

Have to try again next year!



Thanks in advance,
James

Sorry to hear James.

@Nik

 

[Paul.M]

Are there any taller chaps booked on chap that have fixed buckets?

If I can make it over for a few hours would you mind me trying out your seat if so, struggling to narrow down what to buy and haven't had time to pop to GSM or similar yet 😁

 

[Jamesstone]

That was silly wasn't it

I didn't plan for the day to play out that way thats for sure but not having decent footwear on was a silly move!

That sounds like something I want to avoid, how did you manage that?

While we're on the subject of gloves, what do people recommend? Don't want to get my nice new wheel covered in panic sweat on Saturday

Friend in front stacked it and in attempt to avoid him I ended up in an unplanned stoppy shortly followed by my foot rolling forward off the pedal and as the bike came down the peddle and ground worked like a blade to remove my nail and toe.. made matters worse that I still had to cycle down the rest of the trail..

I'm walking/hopping around today but doctor has said no driving till the bandages are off Sunday/Monday to see how the stitches are doing so missed out by probably a day or two

 

[DaveDreads]

Are there any taller chaps booked on chap that have fixed buckets?

If I can make it over for a few hours would you mind me trying out your seat if so, struggling to narrow down what to buy and haven't had time to pop to GSM or similar yet 😁

Just use the seats and mounts @CUB has in his Clio, he's a f*cking giant from Lord Of The Rings so if he fits you definitely will, unless you're in the NBA?

 

[Crayola]

@Paul.M come and have a seat in mine if you want, OMP TRS-E XL fixed. They're that big I'm pretty sure anyone under 25 stone would fit

 

[Clio_fool]

Asking the big lads if you can try their seat. That can't be a good idea 😲😂.

 

[Pegasaurus Rex]

If anyone sees a fat c**t next to a blue Clio feel free to come over and say hello. You'll have to say your forum name and then your real name because I'm not a gimp and I'm not going to call you by your handle🤣

f***s sake how many times, just call everyone Dave or David. That’s what I’ll be doing.

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Just use the seats and mounts @CUB has in his Clio, he's a f*cking giant from Lord Of The Rings so if he fits you definitely will, unless you're in the NBA?

But no one knows who @CUB is

 

[Paul.M]

Will come and hunt some of you down then thank you!

 

[DaveDreads]

But no one knows who @CUB is

Oh ffs another name change?
Thank f*ck he's so memorable I can't forget him.

Edit : Oh wait, I just spelt it wrong. @Cub.

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Oh ffs another name change?
Thank f*ck he's so memorable I can't forget him.

Edit : Oh wait I just spelt it wrong. @Cub.

No, there's a @CUB and there's a @Cub. @Cub. being our true Cub

 

[DaveDreads]

F*ck it, @Paul.M just look for the bloke that looks like can smell the blood of an English man, fee fi fo fum.

 

[Cub.]

F*ck it, @Paul.M just look for the bloke that looks like can smell the blood of an English man, fee fi fo fum.

This would all be very well and good, but I don’t have the flamer anymore 😭

@Paul.M as a larger gentleman (6ft 5) I can throughly recommend the sparco evo XL seats. I ran them on track and did long journeys to Le Mans and back and they were spot on.

 

[Louis]

If anyone sees a fat c**t next to a blue Clio feel free to come over and say hello. You'll have to say your forum name and then your real name because I'm not a gimp and I'm not going to call you by your handle🤣

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[Racky]

If anyone sees a fat c**t next to a blue Clio feel free to come over and say hello. You'll have to say your forum name and then your real name because I'm not a gimp and I'm not going to call you by your handle🤣

Are you going to have a spreadsheet ready in case you won't remember everyone ?

Maybe @cs_rich can help you. Wasn't him our spreadsheet and graph expert ?

 

[Crayola]

Are you going to have a spreadsheet ready in case you won't remember everyone ?

Maybe @cs_rich can help you. Wasn't him our spreadsheet and graph expert ?

Nah I'll just start at C*nt #1 and then go from there

Rich is only good at graphs, @MarkCup is chief spreadsheet pervert on hand to put data into cells

 

[SCJM21]

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